HonkTonkWoman

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Every bean deserves to flicked, some beans just need a lil guidance.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Here’s a really disturbing Garfield you can mix in for some variety:

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Digital Cat Buttholes. It’s not a musical controversy worth discussing if it doesn’t involve digitally animated cat buttholes.

Andrew Lloyd Webber is laughing at this lil dust up.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It’s meant to be more of a modest message of hope.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago (3 children)

“Buy a douchenozzle, don’t be a douchenozzle” - the greatest lesson humanity will ever learn.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Don’t want to send up a flare unnecessarily, but I used to see that patterning on machines with dead logic boards.

My last 17” MBP did that shortly before the board died completely & left me s.o.l. If you’re still under warranty or AC, maybe worth getting it checked?

I am not certain if this would be an issue with M-Series machines. If anyone knows for sure, I’d appreciate any info.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Oh, believe me Ive known for a while now. Your mother has one fine oose.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not sure where this shot was taken but…

A lil further south, you can find similar views, overlooking Washington & Jefferson National Forest, from Lovers’ Leap & 12 O’Clock Knob.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I didn’t either, but it’s apparently a boating term that means to raise the bow of the boat by adjusting the boats trim.

I guess this can also be done by overloading the rear of the boat? I know some boats have bladders on either side of the rear of the boat, called ballasts, that do this.

This is from a comment on this cartoon, in the farside archive:

"Trim is simply the running angle of the boat as it makes way in the water; when we adjust the trim, we raise or lower the bow (the front of the boat)."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

It’s just a lil seepage, I’m sure the teen’ll be just fine. Everyone has at least a few brain cells leak out & drip down their ear… in some cultures it’s considered a right of passage!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

“I come with the stench of pre-bottled blood of the new born on my breath, & enough peyote to last until the rapture! Now where’s that lil dude? Need somebody to light my fire!”

[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't care if Tuesday's fucking ugly

and Wednesday’s worse

Thursday, Friday, no remorse

Monday we’ll all fall apart

Tuesday, Wednesday, realize we all smell like farts

Oh, Thursday doesn't even start…

It’s Friday, I’m ~~in love~~ still fucking glad I voted

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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Eurima Niccipe, aka Sleepy Orange, coming into land on a flowering butterfly bush, while releasing its proboscis to feed.

Gallery Here.

 

Brined overnight. Sous Vide bath seasoned with roasted garlic, homegrown basil, oregano, & Rosemary for 2 hours at 130° before searing in cast iron.

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

It’s gurgling up outta the ground in my backyard. Rural NC, Piedmont area.

Close Up

 
 
 

Orchid at the Reynolda House Gardens in Winston Salem, NC.

 
 

Found in rural NC, Piedmont area.

 

Had a black snake living my backyard for a couple of years & named her Mirtha. Mirtha was good folk, ate mice, kept copperheads at bay, & occasionally got a lil fancy trying to eat hummingbirds.

This year Mirtha made herself more visible to us. She was showing up in higher traffic areas, seemed to have a blockage in her belly.

A friend, who’s a herpetologist at a local university, connected us with the reptile team at NC State University. We drove Mirtha to Raleigh for help.

Sadly, we learned that Mirtha had eggs from last year that she could not birth. The eggs had begun deteriorating & created the risk of sepsis; Mirtha was euthanized & laid to rest.

I never thought I’d cry over a black snake, but damn do I miss Mirtha…

 

A pair of Red-Shouldered Hawks calling out to & locating each other, before mating.

Photos taken near Lake Townsend, Greensboro, NC.

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