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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Computer Scientist: 10

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

1 + 1 is not equal to a question mark.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Engineer: 2, but 3 to be safe.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Was going to say: 2ish

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't they just look up the answer in a table?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Nah not anymore, now you spend a day or so building some convoluted excel calculator once so that you never need to do the calcs again.

Then, 3 years later when you go to add or change something in that calculator, you have absolutely no idea how it works and decide the change wasn't that important anyway.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You forgot accountant

"What do you need it to be?"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

We need to report negative earnings so we don't have to pay taxes obviously

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

1 + 1 = 2 * 0.999...