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[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 58 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Everyone with a non mainstream fetish does. That's why ~~our~~their porn is also usually higher quality.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Really?

Because anytime I'm browsing for free porn, I see extremely niche categories.

Rule 34 doesn't state "free", but I've honestly never come across any type of video material I couldn't find for free.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Niche may also mean a particular person. There was an OF girl I was obsessed with. Not in an emotional way, but damn did she push my buttons, her makeup, outfits, poses, all that and more. And the tiniest titties, if you're into that. Paid for a couple of months just to get some more.

PrincessRosea69 if anyone wants to find her on reddit, see what I mean.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Oh true, particular person I can see being much more challenging to find for free.

And sort of should be, not cool to steal small time content creators shit.

Thanks for the tip, I guess.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

Those are some small tiddies

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I might have to check that out... for science

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago

our porn is better

Guy who spends money to jack off

[–] snue@feddit.dk 29 points 2 years ago

sex workers deserve to get paid for their work - if you can find a way to pay them directly, that's perfect :))

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Where can I buy me some premium porn??
I can barely last a minute nowadays!

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

Lol opposite problem here ... I can easily spend an hour trying to find something that does it for me. I honestly understand paying for porn now that my fantasies have gotten more niche (not that I do pay tho).

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hear ya!
German midget scat porn can be tough to source, and sometimes they trick you with Austrian dwarves!

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I genuinely think that wouldn't be much of a challenge, but I'm unwilling to even try to prove my assertion.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 8 points 2 years ago

That's why I downloaded, review, and keep an excellently curated list of only bangers.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

If that's honestly true you need to stop watching porn in general.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is it your fantasies that have gotten too niche? Or is it porn sites have gotten too niche, and it’s not your flavor?

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

My tastes aren't actually that niche. I just want sensual MFM-type stuff that isn't heavily produced.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

can we start an anonymous community that shares everyones terabytes of porn collections and uses AI to generate searchable keywords for us to all benefit from our crazy collections? or is there no use in compiling the ocean of what exists online?

[–] SugarSnack@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Try ThePornDatabase and/or Stash.

Not the sharing side of things but metadata, keywords etc. for personal collections.

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Especially considering Anon is already on 4chan

[–] Zoldyck@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

If you're willing to pay for porn, you're doing a lot of things wrong.