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[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Where can I buy me some premium porn??
I can barely last a minute nowadays!

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

Lol opposite problem here ... I can easily spend an hour trying to find something that does it for me. I honestly understand paying for porn now that my fantasies have gotten more niche (not that I do pay tho).

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hear ya!
German midget scat porn can be tough to source, and sometimes they trick you with Austrian dwarves!

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I genuinely think that wouldn't be much of a challenge, but I'm unwilling to even try to prove my assertion.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 8 points 2 years ago

That's why I downloaded, review, and keep an excellently curated list of only bangers.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

If that's honestly true you need to stop watching porn in general.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is it your fantasies that have gotten too niche? Or is it porn sites have gotten too niche, and it’s not your flavor?

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

My tastes aren't actually that niche. I just want sensual MFM-type stuff that isn't heavily produced.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

can we start an anonymous community that shares everyones terabytes of porn collections and uses AI to generate searchable keywords for us to all benefit from our crazy collections? or is there no use in compiling the ocean of what exists online?

[–] SugarSnack@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Try ThePornDatabase and/or Stash.

Not the sharing side of things but metadata, keywords etc. for personal collections.