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[–] [email protected] 95 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I usually code in Language or Script

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Don't we all? Amen.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Javascript is basically like Java but with some scripts in it

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But what about script java?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That’s 𝒥𝒶𝓋𝒶.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Hey, no cursive here, this is a family instance.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

C+

I highly doubt anyone would guess ANSI C is what I'm talking about if I referred to it as C+

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

The list shows TempleOS's HolyC was known as C+ before. I am sure that is it

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

my main language is script java

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's just C++ without templates. So whatever element you want to put into std::list, it must virtually inherit std::list::value_type. And of course there will be a macro-based list monstrosity inside Boost.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Types being declarable as virtual members is something I want to never hear again

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Language

I have job for you “language” programmers.

Requirements; -minimum 8 years of experiences Etc…

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Holy-C used to be called C+, I think.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

And C‡ is once again not included. For shame.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

What kind of programming language is language?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

And then, comes ScriptJava

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Thats just HolyC before it became holy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

lol it’s like c++ but we removed friend classes and other bullshit no one uses lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

To be fair, compiling C code with a C++ compiler gets you all the warnings from C++'s strong-typing rules. That's a big bonus for me, even if it only highlights the areas of your C that are likely to become a maintenance hazard - all those void* casts want some documentation about what assumptions make them safe. Clang will compile variable-length arrays in C++, so you might want to switch off that warning since you've probably intended it. Just means that you can't use designated initialisers, since C++ uses constructors for that and there's no C equivalent. I'd be happy describing code that compiles in either situation as "C+".

Also stops anyone using auto, constexpr or nullptr as variable names, which will help if you want to copy-paste some well-tested code into a different project later.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Isn't auto a keyword in C?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

It means something else.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Ah yes, I too, program in the Language programming language

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Becerdik Patrick! Ülkemizi kurtardık!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I was not expecting turkish Spongebob today

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Ama SpongeBob... Ben C bilmiyorum! Tek JavaScript yazmayı biliyorum!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Didnt knew Arduino is a programming language now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

To be honest I'm still confused by a lot of these microcontroller languages (PlatformIO/Arduino/ESPHome)...

Are they just drag and drop feature blocks that are essentially C macros, but you never get to see the code and its all abstracted with flow diagrams?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

The standard Arduino platform is essentially C, just with some standard hardware-near procedures hidden away as far as I know. You can just write standard C code in two blocks: init and loop. Then the loop block will be repeated for ever. For controlling voltage pins you have easy commands similatlr to like pinState(PinNumber, on/off). I do not know about the others you mentioned, but there definetely is also some implementations for Raspberry Pi control by drag&drop. There is no need to limit yourself with those though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I don't know about the others, but Arduino is literally just C++ with some macros/library functions.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Now I want to learn Algol++

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] -4 points 3 months ago

last time i checked turkey had erdogans brother in law ruining the countries finances, his wife take a midget mistaken for a child to kiss on the head and their foreign minister call the foreign minister of my country a dog and arresting a human rights activist stautner.

i think it is safe to say turkey ist a really really stupid country. or to be more precise: the people living in turkey must be stupid as they not omly shit on their minorities (e.g. kurds) like normal nazis but constantly also on their own people as anyone can see from how they dont even help the victims of the last earthquake in the east.