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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can confirm, I'll eat that. But what's up with the messed up cutting angles? Like, so much attention to symmetry for the ingredients, but when cutting it they said fuckit?..

[–] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The person who cut the pizza must have been a different person from the one who put the ingredients.

[–] sloppysol@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Onyxonblack@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago
[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm just upset those patties don't have a little char on them

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

They're cooked rare, they're supposed to be like that.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

Fidget pizzer

[–] uranibaba@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Oh my God, that's disgusting! Where do they serve it? So I can make sure I never go there. Like, I know it's in Sweden, but they have so many pizza & burger places. Which one?

Looks like a pita to eat

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I tried making a cheeseburgurrito once. Only once I started assembling it did I realize it was just meat, cheese, lettuce, tomato and onion. Basically a normal burrito. 🤦‍♂️

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Ketchup and Mustard, tho? And Mayonaise and Dill Pickle slices.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

it's the 'i grabbed three whopper patties out of the waste bin at work' frozen cheese pizza special, with a bonus of a few tomato scraps and pickle slices.

Lol just chunk up the patties and you can very easily spread them over a pizza though.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Proof that you can take two good things and combine them to make a disaster.

[–] Master@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Id have to try it first. Looks pretty bad but i bet it tastes good!

[–] josefo@leminal.space 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In Argentina we call Hamburpizza to something that is basically a grounded meat disc, that's the diameter of a pizza, and the buns are two pizzas, usual burger fillings apply. Of course we cut it in triangles. It's not that good, but it's not the piece of crap the pic has.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"it's not that good" lmfao, that's perfect

They had the ingredients to make two good pizzas with ground beef and maybe bacon and onion topping, and instead they put it together and made it worse.

When the Nazis escaped to Argentina, they brought their crimes against humanity.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Fill the area around the patties with chicken n ranch.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I would eat that.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago

Just spreading the ground beef around rather than keep it in the form of meat patties would've yielded something more pizza-like whilst using the exact same ingredients (though it would probably still be an excessive amount for a non-cheese topping).

[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 3 points 2 years ago

Hamburger patties in cheese sauce on pizza dough? I would eat the fuck out of this

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Ugh, that’s disgusting. A pizza without sauce?

[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 4 points 2 years ago

there's sauce, it's a cheese sauce

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Plot twist: The sauce is ranch dressing. I've had a pizza like that before, it was absolutely awesome!

[–] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago

a pizza without tomato sauce iirc in italian terms is a pizza bianca.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[–] No1@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago

Honestly, pineapple would be ideal for this. Plus, it looks dry so it'd help with that too.

[–] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Armenians actually have something like this and it's delicious

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Americans have something like this and it is too.

What's pictured is the last whisper of a fuck to give leaving someone's body.

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

🤣 those are some McDonald's ass patties.

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

Still better than Hawaiian