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lol i got booted out of dennys once because i brought in mcdonalds
(14 year old pic) I had a party of 4 coming to the IHOP i used to run, one had McDonald's food, I thought 3 customers' sales was better than zero, but they only ordered one drink and left their mess behind
Sir, that is a Wendy's bag.
LOL getting the fast food right wasn't my priority then. Here, have a bonus pic from that era:
literally worse than writing “ZERO”
yeah tipping shudders what a fucking dumb concept
But better than writing $0.02 for the tip and also writing an unsolicited opinion on the back
one time someone just wrote “no.” and that felt real fucken rude
see, when i was thrown out, my band and the 6 or 7 people we were with stayed to eat. i was totally fine sitting on the curb solo eating my mcdonalds-- i don't do socializing anyway
They'll kick you out for outside food but will let this go down?
That's amazing, but from the YT description of that vid:
Not that i could prove any of this but oh well: Me and the drummer talked to the owners right before they were closing this location and they were gonna have the lease through the end of the month. They said they were shutting down for business the next day and we asked if we could have a small show there.
I felt that I probably did read that somewhere before that they were closing down, my bad. Still a cool video, though.
I don't even have to click the link. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DENNYS
i mean i won't whine about being kicked out for bringing mcdonalds, nor for them allowing a band to play-- i'm guessing that was not during the day, when all the old people go to dennys
also, props to them for rescinding the nvidia chode's "denny's honor" lol
That’s fastfood infidelity.
NGL this is just silly. He had an affair, which is like a must-do for any CEO of a big company. There are still memorials for people who did way worse but a plaque for the founding of one of the most impactful tech companies gets taken down …
No no. He fell for a honey pot and coerced two employees to cheat on his wife.
Lmao affair is the least of terrible things he did, but if people think it's ok to just cheat on your partner it explains why everyone is so happy to support assholes in power.
it’s not okay to cheat on your partner. that said, the public outrage at affairs is always a mix of at least 2 things: cheating on your partner, and the general concept of having sex with multiple people whilst married
It’s that whole “being a traitor to our nation” deal. This has nothing to do with infidelity. It’s the state secrets, of course
Wich state secrets ? Afaik he only sold GPUs to them, the ones that are available on the open market but shouldn’t be available in China. And again there are monuments to people who were traitors in the Civil War, which is unarguably a worse crime.
American jingoism is the gift that keeps giving.
Seriously. Who gives a shit?
Everyone the US keeps fucking over.