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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 19 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

(14 year old pic) I had a party of 4 coming to the IHOP i used to run, one had McDonald's food, I thought 3 customers' sales was better than zero, but they only ordered one drink and left their mess behind

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

LOL getting the fast food right wasn't my priority then. Here, have a bonus pic from that era:

[–] yuri@pawb.social 10 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

literally worse than writing “ZERO”

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 1 points 51 minutes ago

yeah tipping shudders what a fucking dumb concept

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

But better than writing $0.02 for the tip and also writing an unsolicited opinion on the back

[–] yuri@pawb.social 2 points 1 hour ago

one time someone just wrote “no.” and that felt real fucken rude

[–] Z745812939054@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 hours ago

see, when i was thrown out, my band and the 6 or 7 people we were with stayed to eat. i was totally fine sitting on the curb solo eating my mcdonalds-- i don't do socializing anyway