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[–] Z745812939054@lemmy.zip 27 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

lol i got booted out of dennys once because i brought in mcdonalds

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 19 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

(14 year old pic) I had a party of 4 coming to the IHOP i used to run, one had McDonald's food, I thought 3 customers' sales was better than zero, but they only ordered one drink and left their mess behind

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

LOL getting the fast food right wasn't my priority then. Here, have a bonus pic from that era:

[–] yuri@pawb.social 10 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

literally worse than writing “ZERO”

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 1 points 52 minutes ago

yeah tipping shudders what a fucking dumb concept

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

But better than writing $0.02 for the tip and also writing an unsolicited opinion on the back

[–] yuri@pawb.social 2 points 1 hour ago

one time someone just wrote “no.” and that felt real fucken rude

[–] Z745812939054@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 hours ago

see, when i was thrown out, my band and the 6 or 7 people we were with stayed to eat. i was totally fine sitting on the curb solo eating my mcdonalds-- i don't do socializing anyway

[–] AHorseWithNoNeigh@piefed.social 11 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

They'll kick you out for outside food but will let this go down?

[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

That's amazing, but from the YT description of that vid:

Not that i could prove any of this but oh well: Me and the drummer talked to the owners right before they were closing this location and they were gonna have the lease through the end of the month. They said they were shutting down for business the next day and we asked if we could have a small show there.

[–] AHorseWithNoNeigh@piefed.social 4 points 5 hours ago

I felt that I probably did read that somewhere before that they were closing down, my bad. Still a cool video, though.

[–] Rebels_Droppin@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

I don't even have to click the link. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DENNYS

[–] Z745812939054@lemmy.zip 10 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

i mean i won't whine about being kicked out for bringing mcdonalds, nor for them allowing a band to play-- i'm guessing that was not during the day, when all the old people go to dennys

also, props to them for rescinding the nvidia chode's "denny's honor" lol

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

That’s fastfood infidelity.