Only thing scarier then Greg is the post apocalyptic girls with thier boobs out
this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2026
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Holy shit, I almost choked on my sandwich scrolling past this one. Way to sum Lemmy up in one word.
I'm gonna be the first china doesn't exist guy of lemmy.
Of course China doesn't exist, it's just Taiwan and West Taiwan.
I thought it was upper and lower Mongolia
China is a social construct
China is a made up country to create a bogeyman for the government to fearmonger to hapless citizens in a bid for control of their lives. Have you ever seen a Chinese character? How can you call that words? You can't read that. No one can. It's all a government psyop.
The Dynasties ended get over it!
Ah, No Number2 November
Lemmy: "Greg what is your opinion on Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang having an affair with a chinese spy?
Greg: "Laxative, please."
And over there, the horniest people in the psych ward
Are we talking about Miisha?
He already said Lemmy.
It's a room full of hunched over people with bulging neck veins, furiously masturbating without lube because they need the friction.
I'm already training for the 2027 Lemmy no poop July challenge
Yall need fiber
I ate too much rasin bran and just took one of the biggest shits of my life. It wasn't even that much, like half a box. It scares me thinking about what would happen if I ate more.
Beans
Fiber would have made it hard for Greg, who had to endure 3 days without pooping.
He had to survive 3 days without pooping
Can you make this a whole series? 😂
Oh God, there would be lots of beans.
Its never enough beans
You gotta get artistic with it. A couple of pintos as patsies on the soapy tiddies, a garbanzo for Dean's head, a couple of red kidney's wearing jeans, etc.
You got this.
What about Nicole? Don't forget all the non bean things in here.
What, y'all never been constipated before?
Not intentionally.
I'm having back pain right now and haven't pooped in 4 days. 💪
It's good for us to remember our roots.
And then had to use the poop knife
Can you imagine being the poop knifer? Browsing online communities and seeing your shame echoed throughout the vast cosmos of the internet for eternity. I'd move to the forest with my poop knife.
Dread to think who I'd be...