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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Where the machine is right, it's right.

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 2 days ago
[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 156 points 3 days ago (5 children)
[–] bandanawearingbanana@lemmy.world 175 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 91 points 3 days ago (1 children)

DDG is just a people pleaser. 🤷‍♂️

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 79 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)
[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I’m pretty sure it’s just a fuzzy context match.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The only outlier is that God uses inches apparently?

[–] madmantis24@lemmy.wtf 4 points 2 days ago

"If you give the Devil an inch, you'll be taken for miles!"

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[–] Klear@piefed.world 22 points 3 days ago

The duality of duck.

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[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I've been told the DDG results are the same as Google, yet every time I compare they are quite different.

I've been using DDG since Trump's first term, when Google started manipulating COVID search results if memory serves.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

DDG defaults to the Bing database, iirc. Probably that's not all that different from Google, but I think you can preface your search with !g to get identical results.

[–] Supercrunchy@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

if you put !g anywhere it'll redirect you to google.com

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[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 113 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

BRBRBRBRBRBR

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

OK, that got me smiling hard. :)

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I don't know why you're all complaining. 1 mile = 3 muricaball fields = 24.7 Dodge™ Chargers = 2245.45 sausages = 3 thumbs-up (sponsored by Exxon and Doritos).

Its very simple.

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

This is just absurd.

1 mi =17.6 muricaball fields ~ 309 dodge chargers ~ 10560 sausages

(oh god I fucked up the math didn't I... here it comes...)

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Here’s what I like about it:

But also turning off AI and location.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

If, like me, you don't like to login to things, you can set your browser to use NoAI DDG by default.

Graphic drifting how to as DDG without AI as a search engine in Firefox mobile

[–] myyass@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's not fun that you have to use multiple search engines now. I mainly use Qwant and I qwant to like it but wow is it terrible.

[–] Ripley_Tripley@lemmus.org 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Forget search engines, i feel like im going through different browsers now just to get what i want. The internet is getting so bloated cause of AI. 😑😑

[–] myyass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It's a dumpster that was once fun.

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm solely using DDG and while it took some time to acquainted with it these days I usually always find what I'm looking for.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)

How can you say its superior when it wont even tell me how many washing machines are in a giraffe.

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[–] Rezoie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I use mojeek 😢

[–] NotAnOtter@lemmus.org 26 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

They at least had the good sense to shift USC to exact metric decimal definitions.

Yuck yuck yucky. USC hurts. And RIP US-based engineers.

[–] Schnabeltierplaisir@feddit.org 14 points 3 days ago

That's obviously an AI-fake!!!1111

[–] G_M0N3Y_2503@lemmy.zip 18 points 3 days ago (10 children)

I'm convinced the Imperial system is like those languages they make up for fantasy novels. I've only ever witnessed it in D&D and it seems impractical to learn for the day to day.

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[–] Ramsesder13te@feddit.org 30 points 3 days ago (12 children)

Its not a joke! It actually works!

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[–] EmptyAsparagus@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago

its not google or Microsoft. that alone makes ddg far superior.

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