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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 79 points 2 years ago (2 children)

According to the hole in the satellite picture the ice we skate is getting pretty thin

[–] putitoutwithyourbootsted@piefed.social 31 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The water’s getting warm, so you might as well swim.

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

My world's on fire. How'bout yours?

[–] Kaboom@reddthat.com 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] xorollo@leminal.space 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

How about we misinpreted the thing with hell and it's actually a warning for our future?

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[–] Sombyr@lemmy.zip 55 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They should have stopped coming out with new years after 2010.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yeah, can we downgrade? I'd like to go back to 2010 too.

I mean, 2010 probably also sucked at the time, but knowing what I know now, I know how much less it sucked.

[–] Intergalactic@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

2010 was fantastic (I was 9)

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Are you planning on getting children anytime soon?

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Warning: 2010 will no longer be supported after 2025.

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[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 50 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Hey now, you're an old fart. Put your slippers on, sit down.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

An upvote is not adequate to express my appreciation of this comment.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thank you friend. Though truth be told I'm a crocs man myself.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Your honesty is appreciated.

Your questionable choice of footwear aside, your comment was very clever.

Also, I actually have no opinion on Crocs. I've seen all the jokes about them online, hence the sassiness above, but that's all I know. I do appreciate the swiveling, uh, heel handle.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
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[–] errer@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] spongebue@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] UmeU@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago
[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

You're a porn star

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Smash Mouth singer passed away some time ago. I felt disproportionately saddened

[–] Luminocta@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Same but before he died I was already sad for him. He was mentally very unhealthy.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Considering they didn't explain how he died, but was also a covid denier, I'm fairly ambivalent.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He drank himself to death.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Yes. Someone already said that. Sorry if I have limited sympathies for someone that said "Now we're all here together tonight. And we're being human once again. Fuck that COVID shit" at a super spreader event.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

His wiki page says he died of liver failure and possibly cardiomyopathy

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Moreover, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

This,

Especially because I've seen posts from my high school classmates on Facebook of having children in their 20's

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (4 children)

So much to do, so much to see... So what's wrong with taking the back streets?

[–] MellowYellow13@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You never know if you don't go

[–] oascany@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

You never shine if you don't glow

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[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Is there a term in Clinical Psychology for becoming Furious when you are reminded that people are younger than you

[–] MellowYellow13@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] el_eh_chase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Damn, it really is that simple.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Eh, I would say it's more like a combo of jealousy, nostalgia, and regret.

Germans probably have a word for it lol

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[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 years ago
[–] sirico@feddit.uk 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Where over the rainbow🌈

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

lol this is a response of someone realizing that they are getting older.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

By this logic could easily be a grandpa.

[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

The world was gonna roll me

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