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And that’s basically it!
If they keep jailing people for protesting, we should send in Shrekbots with strapons and tell them to complete the job at any cost.
But, thankfully, they were wise enough to only jail for a day. Also, be more creative, I know a certain image on the sodium site that would instill grave fear.
But we don't send that... Yet.
Shrap-ons was right there dude.
You take it if you take it right with shrap ons. Thems is the rough ones, if I 'member correctly.
This is my thread people, move along
Yet the 34 count felon, rapist, traitor, document thief among other likely crimes, was not held in jail at all, just got his silly pic he sells now.
As a former columbus resident I'm gonna guess this is the rooster. Sounds up his alley.
Edit: ayy
The blogger, D.J. Byrnes, runs The Rooster political website.
The Shrek image may have been crude or vulgar. But in context, there is no serious argument Byrnes sent it to arouse anyone’s sexual interest.
Speak for yourself!
I have to see Trump's fat ass in the news every day, can we get a criminal complaint about how that is harassment to our fucking eyes?
What do you mean not the onion? I have it on good authority ogres are like onions.
Onions have balls or something. I haven't seen the movie in a while. Fuck, I was ten. Fuck, I saw it with Kathy's kids. Oooh, that's why I have a Shrek +4 resistance! None of the Shrek memes from early 4chan worked on hypnotizing me because my father's brianizing of me, the most of which allowed me to excedively perceive in higher order angular metrics to marifold back into itself to make the whole characterization of myself a reflection that told me my own way to fancy, and thus I am.
You okay buddy?
I mean, y'know, I very much wanna munch on some very fresh vaginal cunt, but otherwise I am ok, I suppose.
Okay so this is some Kentucky Fried Bullshit.
I thought we lived in 'Murica, mkay?
Kentucky don't fuck that way I find
what the fuck
That is not even close to an appropriate response, bro. Get with the program or get scrambled eggs and get gravy and get badger cream but don't mix your stank Americano Nazi protoantinaturalization movement in with this shit. You have problems, bro. People always tell me I have problems, too. We can be friends! But I don't listen to those people who say I have problems because I know who smacks javelins at the end of the day, y'know?
What the fuck are you even talking about? Ger outta his face bro!
So uhh.... Is it ya know... Big?
Why do you think he wears pants instead of a loincloth?
Fiona being cursed to turn into an ogre at night was a blessing in disguise.
I want a big fat fucking ogre gunt pussy in my face right now, I want to munch on that shit like I'm doing the upholstery on the piece until straight-ass suffocated dead, blue in the face. That would make my life, I think.