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Ohio man jailed for texting Shrek’s penis to a state senator. Your questions about Shrexting, answered. (www.fire.org)

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[–] Bluedragon012@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If they keep jailing people for protesting, we should send in Shrekbots with strapons and tell them to complete the job at any cost.

But, thankfully, they were wise enough to only jail for a day. Also, be more creative, I know a certain image on the sodium site that would instill grave fear.

But we don't send that... Yet.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Shrap-ons was right there dude.

[–] Bluedragon012@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Well, feel free to take credit for it.

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world -2 points 2 days ago

You take it if you take it right with shrap ons. Thems is the rough ones, if I 'member correctly.