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Ohio man jailed for texting Shrek’s penis to a state senator. Your questions about Shrexting, answered. (www.fire.org)

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[–] hexagonwin@lemmy.today 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

what the fuck

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world -2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

That is not even close to an appropriate response, bro. Get with the program or get scrambled eggs and get gravy and get badger cream but don't mix your stank Americano Nazi protoantinaturalization movement in with this shit. You have problems, bro. People always tell me I have problems, too. We can be friends! But I don't listen to those people who say I have problems because I know who smacks javelins at the end of the day, y'know?

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world -1 points 16 hours ago

What the fuck are you even talking about? Ger outta his face bro!