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[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 101 points 1 month ago
[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 68 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The button has degraded due to jpeg compression, I might have fallen for it if it were sharper

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 1 month ago

My eyes have degraded at roughly the same rate though.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago
   Angry upvote
[–] skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 month ago (12 children)

I found the actual video for anyone who actually wanted to watch it.

[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 55 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Rude. What app? turn off link preview and look again. I'm sure it'll work then.

[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Voyager, its default config, I didn't set anything.

[–] skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I use the same app, changed everything and don't see the preview.

It's almost funnier to me this way but I'll try harder next time.

[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just throught you wanted to know how it looks haha but I love your username btw, I'm a big skankhunt42 fan, you are doing gods work.

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[–] _g_be@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Link preview means I get auto-rickrolled, don't even have the chance to click it myself. It's now playing in my head immediately

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[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What a great song, never heard it before. Thank you for the find

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[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

Dumb monkey 😂😂

Thanks for the link!

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[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is the first one I didn't fall for.

Which is a problem as there's one of these every month or so.

[–] dreamkeeper@literature.cafe 6 points 1 month ago

I fell for it but mainly because gifs only work about 20% of the time on my Lemmy app

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago
[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Joke's on you, I know that Lemmy does not display thumbnails for videos!

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's too peopley outside...

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[–] silver@das-eck.haus 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

I poop at you sir.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 month ago

okay i clicked it where apple

[–] mamg22@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

You'd think by now I'd remember how my Lemmy app shows the play button on videos, and you would be so, so wrong lol

[–] wraekscadu@vargar.org 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)
[–] Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social 14 points 1 month ago
[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

This one's on me. I've been around here long enough to have known better.

I know exactly this picture, my play button doesnt even look like this, I fell for it...

I should touch grass

[–] siravious@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Take my upvote and gtfo ya filthy bastard

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago

Can't get the video to play in Voyager 1.3.4. Bug report submitted. Marked 'urgent'.

[–] don_kiedyck@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

You got me. That was a good one. I had my mouth open.

[–] RFKJrsBrainworm@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Goddamnit..... fair enough

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[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 10 points 1 month ago
[–] JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Take my upvote, fucker.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wow, this brings back some ancient memories. I didn’t fall for it now

[–] Mitchmaker@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I knew it wouldn't work but I pressed nevertheless, what does that make me?

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] BigBoyShuanzee@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

I'm proud to say I only pressed it once and then got annoyed at my foolishness.

Take your upvote you heartless person

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[–] tryagain@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago
[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago

This is outrageous. I am so angry, I started flinging my poop all around me!

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 5 points 1 month ago

a monkey is you

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