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[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 1 points 25 minutes ago

I can only blame 300 for this.

[–] iuseasahibtw@ani.social 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I've always felt that guys that cared way tooich about things like being alpha, test levels, being a man, etc are extremely closeted. You gotta be gay asf to be all up in some mans blood and being concerned over test levels.....

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 1 points 54 minutes ago

things like being alpha

If you have to tell everyone else you're an alpha...you're NOT the alpha

[–] KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org 5 points 6 hours ago

He's replacing the saltpeter in the chow halls in basic with viagra dust.

Apparently he's personally "taste testing" each man's "spermial voracity" and rating them for "call me later" or " hey babe - my office - right now - that's an order soldier".

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Beards aren't manly? Pretty sure a lot of the ripped ass dudes in 100 had facial hair.

I recall that every picture I saw or video I watched of US special forces in Afghanistan, they were bearded and looked like they could punch a grizzly.

[–] regdog@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Guys, is it wrong to surround yourself with manly men? It is only because I value our military men so much, swear to god!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24v3C37JLwA

[–] killingspark@feddit.org 3 points 7 hours ago

Giving big Ramranch energy

[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I've never seen anyone...gay, straight, or otherwise...more vocally obsessed about surrounding himself with buff, smooth, moisturized men than Pete.

The manliest of men.

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, what some idiot in Kansas thinks about trans kids affects the price of gas for everyone.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

OMG... that fivehead

[–] myyass@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Sounds like a regular visitor of Ram Ranch.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

Nope, but I guess the magats have moved the window far enough over that people can just use the word whenever they want again.

[–] Blibly@lemmy.world 37 points 23 hours ago

Can we like not use this as an excuse to keep posting the fucking t slur for fuck sake jesus christ

[–] Zier@fedia.io 17 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Is that you Pete? Have you been shooting up all the testosterone again?

[–] prex@aussie.zone 7 points 16 hours ago

He needs his gender affirming care.

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 5 points 22 hours ago

american politics GO AWAY

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone -5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

did you mean to post this in /c/gay or something?

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean half the quote is verbatim, the other half is the obvious subtext. Sorry if a gay shitpost offends you.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Plum@lemmy.world 17 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

The looming face is U.S. "secretary of war" Pete Hesgeth, the human equivalent of gas station boner pills.

He sucks.

https://www.military.com/hegseth-quantico-dod-secretary-covers-ai-religion-war-fighting-gender-and-the-press

Screen shot from down the page:

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 6 points 22 hours ago

Thanks for all the context!

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 0 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

oh it’s another fucking american politics thread nice

fucking americans

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

No one is stopping you from posting politics from your country.

[–] gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 1 points 1 hour ago

please don't