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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
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[–] db2@lemmy.world 105 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Kudos, that might be better than my first thought: canoen't

[–] iamanurd@midwest.social 12 points 2 years ago

Both are pretty on point

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago
[–] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

That was my first thought too though. 😆

[–] oce@jlai.lu 9 points 2 years ago

Is that a nether-oar situation?

[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 101 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This isn’t a shower thought. It’s a bath thought.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] uranibaba@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think I would like a bathroom that is also a keep. Think of the privacy!

[–] uranibaba@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Two bathrooms or one giant one. Two, unless it really is a keep!

[–] aaaa@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Communities aren't hashtags!

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 years ago

c/I don't care

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

c/communitiesashashtags

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Is there a c/communitiesashashbrowns?

[–] tibi@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I used to bathe in the shower.

My parents were concerned about water usage and so banned baths. I, a stubborn teenager, just started using the dangling shower head instead of the bath tap to fill the tub. Presumably they knew, but they never called me on it.

[–] tibi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I just think bathing is a waste of time. I just want want to clean myself quickly and get out, I have better things to do.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Bathing as a teenager, I wasn't overly concerned about cleanliness or speed. I was more worried about hot water and laying down for a bit longer in the morning.

Now, as an adult, I haven't had a bath in several years. I've thought about it; standing, for me, is hard because I'm obese and have an old ankle injury that was repaired incorrectly. However, ultimately, I always end up going for the shower - because, as you said, it's more efficient - then trembling on the bed for ten minutes until my ankle recovers.

I agree, though. For effectiveness, go for a shower. For luxury, a bath might be appropriate.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 70 points 2 years ago (2 children)

And lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.

[–] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 years ago

A dam is the opposite of a swimming pool… maybe. Are you trying to keep water in or out?

[–] B312@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A shower thought on showerthoughts??? Impossible

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Showerception. Wait for the cold water kick.

[–] Engywuck@lemm.ee 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Upvoted because I genuinely lolled ad this.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I couldn’t see your comment because of my “ad” blocker.

[–] Engywuck@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

You're adsolutely right!

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

It's been a while since an actual shower thought was posted

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

This shower thought is pretty much the basis of Archimedes principle. The upwards force of buoyancy is equal and opposite to the weight of the displaced fluid. Just imagine an empty bathtub floating in the lake. Now imagine the tub in the bathroom filled to the same level that the lake tub was submerged. The force keeping the lake tub floating and the force of the weight of the bathroom tub (including the weight of the tub) are the same.

Huh, I just went looking for stock images to show this and til that apparently historical accounts say that the principle was discovered in the bathtub.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 years ago
[–] kubok@fedia.io 8 points 2 years ago

I like the way you think. Take my upvote.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You have a plug hole in your canoe?

[–] Deepus@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago
[–] thonofpy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now get into your river bath.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

You've reminded me of a rather odd book series.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

But all canoes can be bathtubs but not the other way.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Or a non-capsised boat, or an empty ocean

[–] Sinkbath@lemmy.today 1 points 2 years ago

Also you would be making love in water versus merely close to it. Coffee compared to either would be unsatisfactory. At best coffee that is like “ mak’n love ina canoe” is still “fukin near water”.