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[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 minutes ago

It's not disrespectful, it's just bad journalism.

[–] OpenPassageways@lemmy.zip 3 points 26 minutes ago (1 children)

Love the use of the word "practiced" here. 10/10

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 19 minutes ago

Gotta hone those skills! 😄

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 5 points 14 hours ago

One is closest to god when on one's knees.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 15 hours ago

Come to think of it, it has been a while since I've gone to confession...

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 37 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I can feel the atheism leaving my body

[–] cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 21 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I'm just saying, we let the church burn witches to test that theory out and they found out it was wrong and apologized. Why not let this pastor try out her theological theories and then evaluate the results before we rush into a hasty decision.

[–] maxthemummer@lemmus.org 5 points 21 hours ago

Haste makes waste I always say.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 23 hours ago

I've never wanted to be "saved" before, but I'm reconsidering.

[–] niva@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

"I have a devil in my dick and some demons in my seman ..."

Sir Psycho Sexy by Red Hot Chilly Peppers

Maybe she is a fan?

[–] MrZweiHander@fedinsfw.app 2 points 14 hours ago

I'm not going to mention when I start playing the new Crusader Kings 3 DLC that lets you mess with Catholicism, but there will be signs.

[–] Yaenntz@fedia.io 91 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Just to be sure everyone gets it, this is a hoax. And it isn't that funny anymore once you've read that the meme is based on a real fact, but it was gender swapped. Classic case of men in power being shitty people™️

[–] dzsimbo@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 hours ago

Thanks for the sauce. Weird-ass world we live in that websites are censoring the word sex while discussing sexual assault.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 9 points 15 hours ago

So it's funny when a female pastor blows the men in her church, but it's not funny when a male pastor does it?

Sounds kinda homophobic, honestly...

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 13 points 16 hours ago

Gender-swapped is not the correct term for this. The actual story was sexual assault(s) performed by a male individual. No mention of sexual assaults in the meme.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Guys this wasn't sexual assualt, those guys that let that man suck thier dicks had to be at least 25 percent homo.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 40 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Why isn't it that funny when it's gender swapped? Are the standards somehow double?

[–] wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It wassend funny to begin with at best its weird at worsetets its full on sexual assault which it was :/ a guy sexualy assaulting joung boys suing his position of power and there fait to abusr them

[–] Colloidal@programming.dev 1 points 53 minutes ago

Good lord, you don't need to insert that many egregious typos to signal you're not an AI not. We believe you.

[–] felsiq@piefed.zip 64 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I’m not a fan of sexual relationships started under an imbalanced power dynamic, but given they’re old enough to be called “men”, this is progress for the church and I’m not going to shit on it

[–] Dewe@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

As it turns out this was actually a 69-year old guy. Does that change your opinion?

https://lemmy.world/comment/26087095

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

Well the fact that the actual story was sexual assault, which is not implied in the meme, yes. If it was consensual and an older man doing it, what's the problem?

[–] melfie@lemmy.zip 3 points 21 hours ago

Easy mistake to make in a dark confession booth, I’m guessing.

[–] felsiq@piefed.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Assuming that’s the only thing that changed, nope I feel the same way about it. Still problematic, but still less problematic than a lotta the other shit churches get up to lol.

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

you have to pretend you're walking on a tightrope across a canyon: the trick is to not look down

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Yeah when it comes to the church and sex scandals, I'll take any "wins" we can get.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Oh lordy, I got so many demons built up down here

[–] TeamSports_or_CuckPorn@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That can be your thing. I'm good.

[–] eyelevel@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

More into team sports?

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 1 day ago

Demons, demons everywhere!!

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah, Armando has some demons he'd like to exercise.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's exorc-...oh.

[–] wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

This meme is a bit weird :/

[–] molten@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ooh so close! What you're actually sucking out isn't demons but semens.

D for effort though!

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 15 hours ago

I believe it's spelled Sermons

[–] susieq0044@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only one way to find out 🤷🏻

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Asking for a friend