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[–] countvon@lemmy.world 58 points 5 days ago (2 children)

How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now...

[–] shittydwarf@piefed.ca 26 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

A letter of ~~mark~~ marque came from the king

[–] pasdechance@jlai.lu 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

To the scummiest vessel I'd ever seen

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold

[–] BillibusMaximus@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

We'd fire no guns, shed no tears

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier,

the last of Barrett's privateers.

[–] Poop@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Oh Elcid Barrett cried the town

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

(How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now)

For 20 brave men all fishermen who…

[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Would make for him the Antelope's crew.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

The Antelope, she was a sickening sight!

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

The Antelope sloop was a sickening sight!

^[FTFY with affection homie]^

(How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now!)

She'd a list to the port and her sails in rags
And the cook in the scuppers with the staggers and jags!

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[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)
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[–] yucandu@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

One time in high school this girl came up to our lunch table and said "isn't it funny how white people have no culture?" so I looked at the only other white guy at the table and sang the first line to this song, and then he sang back. We had never even discussed it before, lucky guess that he knew it. Everyone else asked wtf that was and I said "oh you wouldn't understand, it's a white people thing".

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[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Got it, folk songs about labor it is

[–] AzuranAurora@piefed.ca 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

We're the first ones to starve, we're the first ones to die...

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The first ones in line for that pie in the sky!

[–] AzuranAurora@piefed.ca 5 points 5 days ago

And we're always the last when the cream is shared out!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

🎵I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night...

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[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Check out the Dreadnoughts, fucking amazing Canadian band

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Zajebiscie, Kurwa! Fucking love the Dreadnoughts :)

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'm lucky enough to have seen them twice, just amazing all around

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Tires of sea shanties? Might I suggest some land shanties instead?

https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_n-GQcUzZkJlnZVM46fmDlG01Iznbr2ItE

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 days ago (3 children)

The internet saw one guy’s YouTube video of him doing a 4-part arrangement of Wellerman and now everyfuckingbody thinks they love sea shanties.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I liked sea shanties before they were cool

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Started for me with Muppet Treasure Island, then reinforced with Assassin's Creed Black Flag.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I got into it because of the Aubrey/Maturin novels. They mention a few of them in there and I made a playlist of them.

Then I created an Irish Rock Pandora station for March and that had a ton more.

This one is my favorite, but the whole album is a banger

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[–] Godric@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Yeah, I totally don't have a 3 hour long sea shanty playlist, no sireee

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[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Windrose is a pretty good game but the shanty button makes it peak.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Could use a bit more variation though. It gets old pretty quick.

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[–] renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

This was the best part of playing AC: Black Flag for me.

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 9 points 5 days ago

No lie, singing shanties with my wife while we're cleaning the kitchen... makes the cleaning wayyy more fun

[–] Zulu@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

I miss me lass

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (3 children)

In terms of sea shanties, and I'll be the first to say for a 40 year old my taste in music is.... Eclectic to say the last, but there is a recording out of the 60s that is the quintessential collection of sea shanties and it is absolutely amazing.

[–] riverdoc@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

So you're just going to causally mention a quintessential collection of sea shanties without giving any details?

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

https://www.discogs.com/release/3385853-Various-Sea-Songs-And-Shanties?srsltid=AU7gw4VeA4mCQLsU39lDupIrYzTn9F63sQ1P3UUTX9U9GPhONbFhOCkp

Sorry I didn't really feel like doing the leg work but here you go.

I swear to God I have this vinyl somewhere in my house but I haven't seen it in years and haven't listened to it in years.

But it is quite quite good if you are able to find a digitized copy of it somewhere or the original which is extremely hard to find nowadays.

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[–] Tja@programming.dev 3 points 4 days ago

There once was a ship that put to sea, the name of the ship was the Billy of Tea...

[–] AzuranAurora@piefed.ca 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

A swingin' sword, a skull and bones, and pleasant company

I never pay my income tax and screw the GST! (Screw it!)

Sailing down to Saskatoon, the terror of the sea

If you wanna reach the co-op boy, you gotta get by me!

Har-har!

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[–] AartKwarktaart@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

now we are ready to head for the horn

[–] Sly2@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Now listen to me. I know it might not be a sea shanty but The rocky road to dublin grabbed me real good, what do ye lads say aboot that? A real stomper if ye ask me!

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[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Maybe switch to a different language, and see if that changes things up. Still a lot of sailing and stabbing though

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Leave her Johnny, Leave her.

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Tolos@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I just happened to create a "sea" Playlist, mostly consisting of Barrett's Privateers. Thoughts on the flavors:

  • Stan Rogers. Og version. Actually one of my favorite.
  • The Wellermen. Good variety. Changing vocalists and drums add a lot.
  • Kingston Trio. Classic folk band, acapella, I think this is the only other variant I've heard that matches the original lyrics. Would recommend.
  • Jonathan Young. Metal version. I really want to like this, but it is simultaneously both too metal and not metal enough.
  • The Real McKenzies. Love the fast tempo, but I find the change in lyrics extremely annoying.
  • The McCalmans. Change in tempo and change in tune make this unenjoyable.
  • Gustavo Steiner. Sad guy on a guitar. If that's your thing you might enjoy this, otherwise, no.
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[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Love their cover of the last saskatchewan pirate

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