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[–] OctopusNemeses@lemmy.world 11 points 2 hours ago

Marty would be teenager from today. He'd be livestreaming Doc Brown's experiment. He'd see his dad watching the dancing baby in the 90s and be like, "I've seen this meme, it's classic". They'd be like, "wtf is a meme".

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 17 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Super Mario Brothers was released closer to WWII than to today.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Joe Biden was born closer to the inauguration of Abraham Lincoln than to his own.

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 28 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Please for the love of all the gods do not give studio execs this idea or they'll be scrabbling for a remake.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ScottyTheEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Nope, scrabbling. The film will be written using whatever words the writers use in their scrabble game

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

They will be scrambling to scrabble a script...I see.

I hope they cobble somethong together that is somewhat comprehensible.

[–] moncharleskey@lemmy.zip 18 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

The original director and screenwriter aren't allowing anyone to do a remake, so I guess we are safe as long as they are alive.

https://consequence.net/2025/07/back-to-the-future-why-no-remake-sequels/

Robin Williams did Aladdin on the proviso nobody would do a remake.

[–] StabbingSky@lemmy.zip 10 points 6 hours ago
[–] DonkeyStar@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

My guess is that the time machine would be a Pontiac Grand Am.

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 9 points 6 hours ago

Doc breathes you made a TIME machine catches breath out of a CyberTruck?

Einstein explodes

[–] Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

How about a Pontiac Aztek?

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 114 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (4 children)

He would play Daft Punk and they wouldn’t be ready for it.

[–] JayDee@lemmy.world 35 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Naw, he'd play something more incomprehesible to the 90s, like skrillex or the later evolutions of the genre.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 points 16 minutes ago

Not quite the same timeframe, but that clip of the surviving members of The Doors listening to Skrillex is one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I feel like Dillon Francis is the right level of “starts out normal enough, then devolves into chaos”

[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

"I Need YOU YOu You you yo y-"

[–] 13igtyme@startrek.website 33 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

I feel like he'd start talking in brain rot and be like, "Your kids are gonna love it."

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 15 points 11 hours ago

“Ladies and gentlemen of the class of ‘99… wear… sunscreen.”

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

Marty would rap a bbno$ song that the kids wouldn't be ready for.

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

This is a remake I'd watch.

[–] shittydwarf@piefed.ca 58 points 13 hours ago
[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 16 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I think the difference is between how much things were chamging back then. The 50s were very different to the 80s. Technology changed completely and also the 80s were post-vietnam which caused huge changes in the culture. As for the 90s its all about digital technology and computers aaand so is today? Theres a reason for(at least for people arround me cause im gen z 💀) our grandparents being 'technology shocked' so much while our parents grew up sorta with the same stuff as us. Yes the access was different but my mom used to play pirated videogames on a computer at the library. That definitely wasnt a thing in the 50s. Thats my perspective at least. Also me being eastern european may influence this cause for us time and progression was locked for so long and the 80s freed all of it up.

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago

In 1998, my father sent me to school with a pager you could leave voice messages on. My friends were amazed how advanced it was.

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

1995-2005 was all about Chatrooms (AOL, IRC, AIM) and early social media. 2015-2026 is all about Chatrooms and social media being taken over by corporate interests, state actors, and political public opinion manipulation all posing as the AOL, IRC, AIM era.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 27 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

And then he'd be in the future of '56 where people are calling each other "choom" and solar power doesn't work cause of all the dust and pollution in the sky, but people wear two neckties sometimes.

[–] pentastarm@piefed.ca 6 points 8 hours ago

Sounds nova

[–] TownhouseGloryHole@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

Stop, stop, it's getting too real!

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[–] Yew@lemmy.world 30 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Blame it on the Rain. I'd be like "oh I've seen these guys before, they lip sync and the guy on the left is about to die."

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Dad crawls out from under the desk

“Hey hey hey, now we can surf the World Wide Web!”

Marty: “Hey I’ve seen this funny image before.”

Kid: “How have you seen it before? It just got posted.”

Marty: “Yeah, it’s a… repost.”

Kid: “What’s a repost?”

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 hours ago
[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

The more important question, what car would be the one modified ti become a time machine?

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 points 12 minutes ago* (last edited 11 minutes ago)

Based on Hollywood's current casting priorities, it would have to be a Subaru.

And Marty would have to be played by Zendaya. With Pedro Pascal as Doc.

[–] _chris@lemmy.world 33 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Based on the stainless steel body requirements, I know the answer and I don’t like it.

[–] VinegarChunks@lemmus.org 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

If they remake BTTF with a Cybertruck we should burn down the movie studio

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

Yeah, remember Doc Brown's reason for choosing the DeLorean was because, "If you're gonna travel through time, you ought to do it in style".

Cybertruck is not style unless you are a brain-rotted seven-year-old.

Maybe a Rivian? You'd have to come up with a different issue other than the car not starting, like the difficulty of charging it or something.

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 18 points 12 hours ago

I think about joke in the movie would be its supposed to be a cyberpunk, but the vehicle falls apart during a test run, so they use a Ford focus instead.

[–] X@piefed.world 12 points 12 hours ago

What car could they be referring…

stainless steel body…

AH FUCK YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH

Took me a second and I wish I hadn’t figured it out

[–] darklamer@feddit.org 1 points 6 hours ago

In the category of "quirky and iconic but affordable sports car just a few years old at the time of the plot" there's probably only one obvious choice for 1995: Mazda MX-5

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 15 points 12 hours ago

Watch as my corporeal form fades into dust.

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Like, yeah, that's how time and math work.

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[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 9 points 12 hours ago

Would watch.

[–] Ninja876@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

The movie this screen capture is from is so bizarre in a scary way (don't want to give away the plot)

The Menu (2022)

Ralph Fiennes
Anya Taylor-Joy
Nicholas Hoult
Hong Chau
Janet McTeer
Judith Light
John Leguizamo

"I told you weren't leaving"

[–] Yew@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Good movie. If anyone missed it. Add it to your watch list.

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