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My guess is that the time machine would be a Pontiac Grand Am.
Doc breathes you made a TIME machine catches breath out of a CyberTruck?
Einstein explodes
Who would the terrorists be?
Make it be Jan6ers
beat me to it
And instead of promising a functional dirty bomb he claimed he has irrefutable evidence of 2020 election tampering 😂🤣😂
"I promised them I'd get them the true Q story, but I just took a bunch of Alex Jones rants and existing conspiracy theories and mixed them up"
He could say he tried it with 3 ~~android butt plugs~~ cybertrucks before he realized the vanishing car/firetreads weren't the vehicle traveling through time, it was just that piece of shit vehicle exploding
How about a Pontiac Aztek?
"The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?"
Yeah no wouldn't work with an Aztek
It's ironic, which was invented in 2006
“I had to modify it so that it would be able to reach 88 miles per hour. The tires are the only factory original parts left.”