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The phenomenon of morning wood means humanity has been doing a nonstop global boner wave
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this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2026
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I wanted to see if I could be nitpicky, and UTC -12:00 is officially uninhabited, but that's only because the countries that longitudinally lie in that range borrow from other time zones for convenience. Tonga, Samoa, parts of Alaska, etc do indeed ride this wave, even if their clocks disagree.
I read "even if their cocks disagree" and it still made complete sense
Thank you for doing the boner math for us.
Actually morning wood is just a consequence of the fact that penises cycle between flaccid and erect multiple times per night as you sleep and sometimes you just happen to wake up during the erect phase.
I'm going to put my smartwatch on there tonight.
thx for the idea
report back once you have results
It's been over 24 hours. Results?
I did not know this, thank you.
Or you gotta piss like a racehorse.
On the ceiling.
Have you ever woken up and not had to pee? It's like my bladder goes into overdrive if I fall asleep.
It’s nature’s way of preventing phimosis and erectile dysfunction.
A Mexican dickwave