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The phenomenon of morning wood means humanity has been doing a nonstop global boner wave
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this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2026
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I wanted to see if I could be nitpicky, and UTC -12:00 is officially uninhabited, but that's only because the countries that longitudinally lie in that range borrow from other time zones for convenience. Tonga, Samoa, parts of Alaska, etc do indeed ride this wave, even if their clocks disagree.
I read "even if their cocks disagree" and it still made complete sense
Thank you for doing the boner math for us.