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[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 138 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They don't bother activating his PCs anymore. He always gets frustrated and throws out the Windows.

[–] No1@aussie.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago

The umbrellas slow the descent for a soft landing.

Then he has a nice, relaxing cup of tea.

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 119 points 2 weeks ago

"Do not worry, your vote will be counted. Even if you didn't cast it!"

[–] NekoKoneko@lemmy.world 94 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Considering they don't know about massgrave.dev to permanently activate their copy and it's Windows 10, they probably also don't know about extended W10 EOL updates, which means that computer likely hasn't received a security update since October, 2025.

[–] BeelzebubEiNukuKoskaan@piefed.social 85 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Based on the rumors about putin and his paranoia, I'd assume that computer is not connected to the internet lol

[–] ivan@piefed.social 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Some photos of him have really awkwardly positioned computers - like no way anyone works like that. Hence why some choose to believe him to be a complete luddite.

I think most of the pictures of him "using" a computer are very much staged and not his actual setup. But they probably have that stupid setup because he doesn't have a setup because he never uses one lol

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[–] adarza@piefed.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

i'm gonna guess it was a staged photo using a hastily-prepped pc as a prop.

[–] mctoasterson@reddthat.com 65 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Voting doesn't need to be secure in Russia because voting doesn't actually matter in Russia.

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[–] setsubyou@lemmy.world 58 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Look, if you want to cast one vote then Russian hardware can handle it just fine, but if you have to cast thousands, that needs something faster.

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[–] melfie@lemmy.zip 48 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

With all the Russian piracy sites, I assume nobody in Russia actually pays for software. I figure they just haven’t gotten around to cracking that machine yet.

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago

I was in Turkey 25 years ago. Their tram system used the Windows warning "BLING" before calling out the station.

I was there last year, and when you go to charge your tram card in the machine, everyone of them has a "This version of Windows is unathorized. Click here to buy a license" message in the bottom left of the screen.

Gotta love the Turks.

[–] belochka@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This wasn't the case before 2022, but after MS no longer officially selling licenses in Russia, it's everyone again.

But it's different, for things you can't license because of sanctions piracy is seen as normal, for other things nobody cares, but people stopped pirating.

In general, the ex-Soviet culture of not understanding copyright violations as real crime at all, period, is gone. It's a few tech-savvy people, sometimes older, and "pirate party" idealists, and communists (not all of them by far).

Those Russian piracy sites are, as a rule, banned in Russia. They mostly started 20+ years ago.

However, those doing copyright protection in Russia are mostly former pirates who legalized their business via some acquaintances. Oops. I also doubt that Aldebaran (the e-book library), for example, licensed all of the books they give for a buck from authors, and with LitRes it's also highly unlikely. There are plenty of other such Russian paid e-book libraries, movie sites and so on.

It's a common opinion in Russia that there's some western "rule of law" which, if applied to Russia, could fix it, I think it's the other way around, the main problem with Russia's society is the inferiority complexes, the "rule of law" one among them, leading people to overlook brakes and feedbacks existing in the wild to good effect, when deciding what they want "fixed" and "civilized" to be good.

That "rule of law" idea sometimes leads to following laws set by people who just don't understand what "acting in good faith" means.

EDIT: What I meant is that piracy situation in Russia is close to what's it's in the western countries now, except for sanctions. Younger people pirate, but not all of them. Older and middle age people often see piracy as something bad and shameful. In the "nobody in Russia pays for software" times it was the other way around, most people didn't understand the concept, and younger and more fashionable people had some licensed copies to boast and would tell their acquaintances that actually it's very cool to buy official copies, pay for software, give it back to authors, and that otherwise it'd be theft and those people whose names are printed here and here wouldn't really approve, to say the least.

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 weeks ago

I thought Putin had put a lot of people through windows; why the surprise?

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What are the odds this is just a JavaScript button that goes nowhere?

[–] naught@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago
href="javascript:void(0);"
[–] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Why so bloated? Just write <button>, or <input type="submit">

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

Been a long minute since I looked at pre-built machines. That's a Dell All-in-One. I had to look that up. I'm glad I did, I was about to make a stupid comment that it's a Dell monitor, but no telling what PC it's attached to.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 19 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Jeeves: "Will it be 87% again this year, sir?"

Putin: "Maybe 93%. Maybe."

Nah it will be divisible by 5. They don't try very hard to hide the irregularities. There is a long history of oddly round results:

Pulled from here: https://github.com/dkobak/elections/tree/master

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] ChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Mustachius_Grumpius@thelemmy.club 17 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

Why dont they use Linux so weird.

[–] kablez@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Putin's a stupid old boomer who can send people to the gulag.

Do you want to teach him a new OS?

p.s. they have multiple nationalised Russian Linuxes i.e. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astra_Linux

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago

hes too paranoid to use his own.

[–] spacegoat@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

They’re inept

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[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Plot twist: it's not connected to the Internet. He has a button labeled "PRESS TO WIN ELECTION" installed in his dacha.

[–] treesquid@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The fact that it's quite easy to activate Windows without money or a valid key makes this even funnier. He doesn't know what the fuck he's doing and neither do the people around him

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[–] hornedfiend@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 weeks ago

Red star os is a much better and safer choice for him.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Does Russia have online voting? Oof

[–] fake@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's easy when you can just make up the results

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[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 8 points 2 weeks ago

A nation where Putin has no term limit and claims to have won by more than 87% is one without real voting in general, IMO.

Just like Xi Jinping and Kim Jong Un being unanimously elected

[–] RamRabbit@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Note Putin's monitor isn't even plugged in. Just, A+.

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[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They need just that vote anyway, it will count for every ~~citizen~~ comrade too.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 24 points 2 weeks ago (13 children)

Stop pretending that Russia is communist. Russia wasn’t even communist when it was the USSR, it sure as shit ain’t communist now

[–] bunnybunny@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 weeks ago

Everybody knows it’s a dictatorship

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It sure as hell isn't a democracy either

[–] offspec@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Why are you comparing an economic concept and a form of representation concept

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[–] dltk@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

At first glance I thought the story was going to be Putin illegally voting in US midterms to give backing to Trump's efforts to undermine them. One autocrat doing a solid for another. Trump could probably get Dell or even Tim Apple to hook up a new 'puter for the Putin'.

[–] haerrii@feddit.org 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

John Apple, now. Bruh, I'm old...

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[–] borQue@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Russia has no own processor production. ICL is one of the few Russian PC brands which uses AMD and Intel... So in fact there are no "Russian" pc's...

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Me using unlicensed windows to jerk off for the 4th time at 3am.

[–] kadotux@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

We didn't need to know that but okay!

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"You can't go wrong." Isn't an observation, it's a threat.

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[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Doesn't beat this show on a small local radio station in my town, that had a theme music with someone saying "audio jungle" every 20 seconds because they downloaded the demo from that site and never bothered to pay 5$ for the full version. I was selling stuff on audio jungle at that time, and had to stop on the side of the road cause I couldn't stop laughing.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

There are many fine soviet computers to use for pressing a button that does nothing.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I genuinely thought for a second that this was Putin voting in an 'Murican election Onion headline, but not the Onion...

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