The right: “the left is forcing us to be gay!” Also the right: will f*ck dogs, children, and anything besides a consenting adult. What pride flag is that?
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“We have great canines, but we’re not going to disqualify them,” said Patel.
These conservatives will fuck anything
Except a consenting adult human, some of them.
Jesus, is this what even qualifies as a distraction now? If gas prices keep going up Kash may end up sucking off a llama in front of Congress.
This hasn’t been in the news (I’ve seldom seen this in reputable places other than Wired), so it’s an ineffective distraction if so.
Imagine his eyeballs! I would feel really sorry for the llama.
Fuck, these people are weird.
This is the type of shit that would be written for a South Park episode.
South America get it right patriot
Its hard to understand why they would do this. Some high muckety muck must have hit bestiality (I'm sure they prefer "zoophilia") on their polygraph, or else its a opener/stage setter to ease a broader category of crimes, probably pedophilia and rape.
But no one can claim the GOP doesn't love animals anymore. A Lot. Patels claim that this is aimed at protecting sexual assault vicitims is nonsensical. They could carve out a law specifically for that use case but they didnt. And the FBI pushing a law specifically for an exceedingly rare outcome for victims is out of pattern. Its not about victims, its to protect perpetrators-- as is usual for republicans in the US.
As weird as it sounds, I assumed there was some logic to this, and there was at least one case where someone had been the victim of sexual abuse and was forced to engage in bestiality. Then someone with half a brain realised that such a victim had no repulsive proclivities, so shouldn't be excluded as a candidate on that basis.
The mere mention of the topic encourages irrational discourse.
Its hard to understand why they would do this. Some high muckety muck must have hit bestiality (I'm sure they prefer "zoophilia") on their polygraph
Wasn't one of the potential identities of the mysterious "Bubba" that Trump was rumored to have blown a horse?
Why do I get the impression some second rate LLM scraped references to "fucking the dog' and turned it into official FBI policy?
I think it's really just as simple as Kash Patel likes doggie dicks. It's not rocket science.
I think it's really just as simple as Kash Patel likes doggie dicks. It's not red rocket science.
FTFY
The future is weird.
Just need to which one of Kashs mates that he wants to hire has done unspeakable things
Probably every other frat boy on Kash's short list for hiring, if not himself.
I mean I think it was an Oxford frat that had a dead pig dick sucking hazing ritual or something. Ruling class is weird.
Most Americans really believe they have moral high ground. City on the hill bullshit. THATS the real copium in this world.
Two years of total control and this is what they consider a win?
I know there's no conservatives here because Lemmy is very much not a safe space for them, but I'd really like to ask one what the fuck they think winning is.
The cruelty to immigrants makes everything else worthwhile to a lot of them. There's also much enthusiasm for Hegseth's bro-ification of the armed services. For wealthier supporters, the enablement of open corruption is a huge plus.
Anyone whose identity requires them to be Republican, but isn't enthused about previous points, can fall back on the claim that Dems would be even worse and this is the lesser evil.
There's conservatives everywhere on Lemmy lmfao. There's even conservatives who think they're communists, there are so many right wing cesspools here just like every other website. There's also just a lot of right wing propaganda that's so prevalent elsewhere that it's getting regurgitated by majority of people worldwide and then gets plastered all over here by "extreme leftists" who don't even realize what they're saying. I do envy your experience here though.
I’d really like to ask one what the fuck they think winning is.
its pretty clear that being able to fuck livestock on a streetcorner and get away with it = winning. Good job republicans. Whenever I've heard "the south will rise again" this is exactly the sort of stuff I thought would happen. This and the elimination of womens rights and the legal enshrinement of racism.
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Kash is truly barking mad… woof woof
Someone needs to tattoo a pawprint on Patel's forehead so the message comes out loud and clear.
These DEI hiring standards are getting out of hand.
Are companies going to have to hire donkey fuckers to their boards in order to comply or what?
You mean more donkey fuckers?
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The following post didn't make much sense until I saw this one further down the feed.
Thanks, OP, for keeping me sufficiently aware of the insanity to understand the memes.
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Which White Supremacist group is it that has bestiality as an initiation rite?
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