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The FBI Doubles Down on Easing ‘Bestiality’ Hiring Standards (www.wired.com)

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“Why would you even get into bestiality?” he asked. “We’re not into bestiality,” said Patel.

In a further exchange, Patel explained to Senator John Kennedy, the Louisiana Republican, that previously, regulations had barred anyone who engaged in bestiality “on either side of it.”

“Either side of what, the bestiality?” asked Kennedy. “So you disqualified the animal?”

“We have great canines, but we’re not going to disqualify them,” said Patel.

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[–] TipRing@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Jesus, is this what even qualifies as a distraction now? If gas prices keep going up Kash may end up sucking off a llama in front of Congress.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 8 points 1 day ago

I would feel sorry and embarrassed for the llama.

[–] Aatube@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

This hasn’t been in the news (I’ve seldom seen this in reputable places other than Wired), so it’s an ineffective distraction if so.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

Imagine his eyeballs! I would feel really sorry for the llama.