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[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 63 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My childhood cat was named Gimpy. My sister named him.

When my dad found him, Gimpy was running around on his elbows. He was running so well, my dad had a tough time catching him.

The reason he was running on his elbows was because both his front legs were broken.

The smart thing to do would have been to just let him die in the field. However, my dad foolishly took him home and showed him to me.

We couldn't get him to eat anything. We tried giving him cat food, but he wouldn't eat it. Then we soaked the cat food in milk until it was wet mush, but he still wouldn't eat it. Then I picked him up and put small drops of mushy wet cat food on my arm and he would lick it off my arm while I held him.

I think I was 10 or 11. Of course I fell in love with this kitten. This led to my parents searching for a vet who would save him. They eventually found one and paid an amount to fix him that would be thousands in today's money.

Keep in mind how extraordinary this was. He was a barn cat. The vet who saved him tried to get me to give up. He told me he'd find me a different kitten, but I said I didn't want a different kitten.

Every other kitten born on that farm died. Gimpy lived about 20 years.

His legs were never quite right. One healed strange and bent out at an angle. The other didn't heal and had to be whittled down to a stump. He never stopped trying to use the stump to walk.

He was an absolutely fantastic cat.

All that to say that the word, "gimpy", will forever mean something different and special to me.

"Gimp" just makes me think of Pulp Fiction.

[–] thestrike@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 week ago

wow, what an amazing story

[–] scholar@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago (5 children)

But wasn't nearly as contentious as naming their software 'Gimp'.

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 35 points 1 week ago

I never ever heard any complaints about that! Not even once!

[–] eleijeep@piefed.social 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Excuse me but it's "The GIMP." Always has been, always will be.

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So not like Ukraine, got it.

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[–] HelloRoot@lemy.lol 6 points 1 week ago
[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

GIMP not Gimp, there is a difference;
It's GNU Image Manipulation Program not a GNU disable program

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] decolo@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

apparently it's actually "jimp"

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[–] heliotrope@slrpnk.net 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Actual GIMP splash screen from 2010:

Tap for image

[–] decolo@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What is going on with the dorsal spine thing? looks like a third arm or a really obscure sex toy configuration

oh, someone answered farther down

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[–] Yoddel_Hickory@piefed.ca 25 points 1 week ago

It's also been widely regarded as a bad move.

[–] frankenswine@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 72 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Ah, crippled by med school debt. A tragedy.

[–] HelloRoot@lemy.lol 21 points 1 week ago
[–] Stolas@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Why were people angry about that exactly?

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 1 week ago

They hated cripples, I guess?

[–] sqw@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

its an offensive term for a disabled person. i dunno if the authors were aware.

[–] Stolas@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

Aaah yeah, I can understand that then. I wasn't aware, sorry.

[–] majster@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

The biggest truth of the new millennium

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Should've been the guy from Pulp Fiction as the mascot

[–] insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think that's the closer meaning anyhow. At least there is one splash screen, somewhat NSFW here (scroll down to GIMP 2.7.2 and 2.7.3 by Alexia Death.). Note that the extra arm on the goat lady isn't an error, it's a reference to GEGL (Generic Graphics Library / Genetically Engineered Goat, Large)

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago

extra arm isn't an error? That's what mata AI want you to think

[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A crippled dog is a very good mascot for that… software.

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

At least it's still alive, unlike Irfanview's, which is...

cwA cat roadkill

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

oh so that's what that is :/

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago

I thought so too!

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

97% of the fediverse, I guess.

[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Wait, I forgotten it's originally a slur then kink reclaimed it as a word for a sub that wears a leather or latex full face and head mask

[–] phtheven@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They tacked on the G in reference to Pulp Fiction.

They should have just left it as IMP. Tons of great logo/mascot ideas there. Ones that don't make you go "Is Wilber a dog though?"

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

it's a dog eat dog world

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is this a Swords crossover?

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Swords! (I've said it too much in my head it sounds weird now)

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 week ago

it doesn't look like a sword :(

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Things ain’t coming fast enough…

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago
[–] phtheven@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

why else would they call him a gimp then?

[–] phtheven@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I'm not sure i know what a gimp is anymore

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