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[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 25 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Have people forgotten about people cutting themselves? Not advocating. Self harm sometimes triggers a survival response that makes you feel better. This was alarmingly common in the aughts.

[–] tobebannedbygaymods@lemmy.zip 7 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

electrocution kinda does the trick for me

I prefer lobotomy, but then I always did idolize the Kennedys.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

... more than once? D:

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 11 hours ago

Reminds me of my first time trying weed

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 89 points 17 hours ago

Anon has bloodsugar crash, administers a concussion and becomes convinced that is an effective treatment

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 133 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Fake: anon has a friend

Gay: anon feels better after a fisting experience

[–] lIlIllIlIIIllIlIlII@lemmy.zip 27 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Fisting experience by a man.

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

It's not gay if I'm fisting myself

right?

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 4 points 16 hours ago

As long as that hand never touches a penis, according to the law of transference

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 61 points 20 hours ago

Bro gave himself brain damage

Cause that’s what it takes to be happy 😭

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 75 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Chl0r0f0rm_Angel@sh.itjust.works 19 points 21 hours ago

Gonna be the least of his problems

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 35 points 20 hours ago

Therapists hate this one weird trick!

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 13 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

yea, i got that. it has to be sharp and sudden pain. all that talk of using cold to safely manage is complete utter bullshit. recently i used a hammer to hit the space between the bones in my fore arm, and that straightened me out incredibly quick, but man the recovery from that sucked. i usually slam my fists against my steel desk, but my hands are always creaky now.

i should sleep but i cant. i should do things that i enjoy, but doing them is not joyful, and that makes me compound the frustration and the anger. the weekends are dangerous. holidays more so. my work has mandated time off because i don’t take pto. so in three month i will have to face the prospect of 20 days off

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 17 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

You'll get a similar natural adrenaline / endorphin speedball with much less lasting harm to your body if you run or do jumping jacks for five minutes.

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

i have been doing indoor bikeing on a trainer, though it only gives neutral results, and the next few days i feel mentaly bad and frustrated at my failure. i have even had an adrenal storm doing it, though i can’t tell if i was in the midst of the storm before i started and biking made it worse it it it was the trigger. i seem to always be on adrenaline.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

surprisingly being in a bad mood ruins this, i can no longer use that as a crutch

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Have you tried p-spot stimulation?

[–] KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You sound a bit like me a few years ago. Chronic loneliness and BPD was awful.

You should try see if you can get a decent therapist. Even if it's just online in a different country.

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

i tried doing that (findinga therapist) when i had the energy a couple days ago. i walked away from that failure with new levels of frustration.

i have learned that any efforts to improve my situation is paid back two fold in depression and urges. the harder i try the worse it gets

It's difficult, I'm not going to lie. You can try looking for someone who does DBT, that's where I found someone to help me. DBT is good for getting to grips with the anger and urges.

But I hear you. I now live in a place where no one gives a fuck about you and I've not found a therapist who is competent or even pretends to give a fuck about you. So I've just given up.

[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Anon is not aware and exposed to a vulnerable narcissistic parent day to day and doesn’t realise how taxing subconcious manipulation and emotional exploitation is. A first symptom of bad mood starts and will result in no-contact and a long taking process through means of therapy to recover from the years of neglect and psychological terror.

You can do it anon.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 13 hours ago

This is like Occam's blunt dull object

That's oddly specific. Hope you are doing well.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 23 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

You got all that from a mood swing and some self harm, huh

Pretty easy to recognise the signs