And i am very serious about killing any doodle who sets foot in this country with that intent.
I don't care if i die.
I am not living undet the rule of people who worship curtis yarvin.
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MAGA dipshits severely underestimate how many Canadians would actually enjoy taking a break from the rat race to repel invaders.
Asymmetrical warfare is our thing
That and inventing new war crimes.
Everybody needs a hobby.
Because every war you've ever been in was asymmetrical?
I kid, I kid...
Yupp..
Act 1 US war of independence founded modern Canada because a) the quebecois ever fearful of cultural erasure, ever relevant today given those US demands, b) those not in favour of a racist dictatorship (yes the anglosphere was turning their backs on a monster they helped create), my family moved to loyalist country, fitting, and c) Britain's desire to legitimize presence by recognizing first nations,... founded canada. The US invaded thinking we would join but Quebec and the indigenous wanted nothing to do with that genocidal regime. An asymetrical response ended American interests.
Act 2 The war of 1812, the US claims they kinda won because they genocided the Iroquois nation and paved a way for continental-scale genocide .. but another goal was conquest of Canada. A goal they failed on every county..britain, its loyalists, and later founders of Canada fought back and said fuck you. Canada 100% repelled the US invasion using asymmetrical warfare.
Act 3 Fuck around and find out.
I think theyβd find out Washington Stste, Minnesota, Michigan, Maine, Vermont, New York and probably Massachusetts, California and Oregon would all join Canadian resistance.
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Act 2 the US claims they kinda won? Is that not the war that is not taught in schools down there because Canada got shit faced and burnt down the white house.
Oh they teach it in schools, but they leave that part out. It is framed as a US victory due to hype and cope
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I wouldn't. Why conduct the destructive mess that is a war in our own living room?
I'd contribute to any effort to make long range drones that strike energy and electronic infrastructure deep inside the US instead.
Keep the destruction over there. Watch American arrogance melt away as they realize that fighting a war isn't just some thing they send troops elsewhere to die over while they get to stay comfy and safe at home anymore.
The answer is going to be both.
Drones are the future of warfare. Ukraine has proven that.
But if the US decides to invade, it absolutely WILL send troops over the border. And we'll be there, shooting them down. Carney may have to undo Trudeau's silly handgun restrictions for us RPAL holders for the good of Canada.
I'm too old to be a soldier, but I can still hold a rifle. I'm not a violent person, but I will defend my country. I don't believe that most people in the US support this, but I will shoot to kill any that come across the border with plans to invade.
In my nearly 60 years on this planet, this is the first time I've said I will die defending my country.
So yes, in a situation of war we support drones. We support attacks deep within US territory, rather than traditional face-to-face combat.
But we will do whatever it takes to protect our country.
Almost 70 and cannot walk but 2 metres at a time. Strap a bomb to my scooter and I will drive into a bunch of em and blow them up.
I am sure we can get you doing other things rather than suicide scooting.
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You all were the only ones to burn the White House down. Just sayingβ¦
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Plenty of Americans are hoping a dumb ass move like that is enough to weaken the morons in charge and join your side.
Like both coasts and most of the bordering states would have majorities on Canadaβs side.
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As an American I like this epithet very much and will be sabotaging supply lines to keep the True North strong and free.
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I'm American (unfortunately) and I want no part in annexing any country. I actually can't recall anyone else here who does... Well except big orange wrinkly pimples in DC.
Point of order, I would like to annex a small slice of quiche and a latte
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Iβm 51 and would murder every single American that entered here and tried to take away my country, freedom and my family.
Iβd die, but Iβd hopefully murder a fuckload of yanks before that.
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I could see it happening in bite sized pieces. Just like Ukraine really. Annex a small area, wait till the protests die down then repeat. I'm sure Vladimir would be cheering that on. After all great nuclear powers do whatever they want, don't they.
They'll be aiming to crush Canada economically until Albertans are sure they want to go it alone. Then they can start physically dismantling the country, starting with Alberta, and intensifying the economic pressure on the rest until Canada submits to de facto US rule. They can formalize it later with humilitating treaties and guns.
Canada needs to work quickly on economic and military independence. Our whole international position needs to change before the USA really gets going with the program. And Canada needs to figure out how to make it very painful for the USA if it attempts anything. If ever the USA invades, we need to already be there inside their country, physically and virtually, making life hard for them in surprising ways. And we need to build up alliances until they're so strong that it becomes uncomfortable for our allies to flake out and go along with the USA.
Yeah the people in here who are imagining some kind of WW2-esque total-war scenario are not living in reality...
I mean, I get it. It's heroic and satisfying to imagine oneself going down in a blaze of glory or getting into a firefight or a slugfest with a bunch of boots-on-the-ground foreign invaders, but that's not the century we're in.
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"...die down"? Have you see the French?
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Get your gun license. I'm not kidding.
You don't have to own a gun. Just learn how they work so when push comes to shove, you'll be ready.
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It's one American in particular pushing it, so it's a bit funny to use plural, but yes, he means it.
as article points out: that one person is supported by a whole class of Americans - the billionaires. And those in turn are supported by not insignificant portion of American population. So plural is very apropos here.
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Yeah that's the thing you have to remember about this flood the Zone shit Trump does. None of it's a distraction. All of it's a distraction. Both at the same time. He means it all.
I don't like guns but I am a very good shot with a rifle. I'm also a menopausal woman. I fucking dare him.
Isn't it a point of honour with these creeps that an enemy has never set foot on American soil? Bet.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_of_Washington
I'm American, not a Trumper, and I remember our history. Full of us all fucking around and finding out when we should be reigning in the wealthy.
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It's really just a few of us, but they control the media and military so that sucks.
Even if we came willingly, the Republicans wouldn't really want another California.
Trump doesn't seem to get that's what it would be, though. Except also add a raging insurgency, which would most likely spread.
in the hypothetical case of an annexation there is no way Canada would get statehood. they would be just another puerto rico
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I'm in California, Canada - please annex us. We can draw up a map of the places you should leave behind. You know, the conservative ones.
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Nah, they're not. Orange Fatass just wants you to stop talking about his 30 year relationship with the guy who sold child sex slaves.
Of course, Canada should still be prepared against psyops and whatnot, but Trump will never invade a NATO country.
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Don't confuse me with that thing that was ostensibly a government once. Please.
I'm not sure the US, with all their "military might" are actually ready to face a war against a border enemy that's not an underdeveloped country and that is expert on their own terrain and also very dispersed. You can't just throw a bomb in Canada and kill thousands because I'm not sure you'll find a thousand people living close to each other in the first place.
Meanwhile, if Canada wanted to reply in kind, they'd just need to send a swarm of drones to any close city like New York and cause a massacre. However, I'm pretty sure it won't be needed because if pedohitler decides to invade Canada, they'd make half of the US side with Canada.
I don't want a new war to burst, but hell if I'd not like it to happen and see Magastan get its ass whooped.
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