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They were not. Even if they were, typically, mmr is pretty standard for the parents and anyone else who will be coming into contact with a child too young. Because this is the result otherwise

Next?

They've been messing with it every step of the way. They're just being more obvious with it

Small but important point. We've been an oligarchy for a while now. We're just losing the pretense of it being a democracy.

Whoever it was was with me all day

I had thought of that possibility and decided to go with the happier option. I also don't want to think too hard about the entire probable series of events. Surface level is sad enough

Not technically alone but if he had advanced enough in the disease, he would probably not notice that anything has happened...

If only it mattered

I believe this would be a good definition for gallows humor

This was my hope once the results came in. That they'd be too busy fighting each other for power to actually cause too much lasting damage

You may hate to be rude but I don't. What's happening to them is exactly what they voted for and praised. What's happening to them is exactly what they were told would happen to them if things went this direction.

I do not pity the person who voted for the leopard eating faces party and becomes a face that gets eaten.

"when the president does it, it isn't illegal"

Hey wait, wasn't this exactly what they said Soros was doing