I still can’t believe he thinks that fake tanning stuff on his face looks good. He’s from Florida. Why doesn’t he just get a real tan?
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"low iq shit," is a term Republicans like to use. Well this, this claiming the moon shit, it's genuinly, "low iq shit."
All they do is project
"Low IQ person" is an insult that only a low IQ person could come up with.
He'll rename it to Moon of America.
Damn! I put all my money on "Moon of Freedom"!
Freedom Orb
FreeMoon
And then hé will sign an exécutive order that its a burger patty, Nice, round and grey like the ones served un the navy, NOT cheese as the british stupidly prétend.
Did you lose this ---> þ?
Man these polymarket bets be getting wild
He's surpassed Idi Amin in his cheap self-aggrandizement.
I'm surprised he hasn't proclaimed himself king of Scotland yet.
Has he eaten anybody so far (that we know of)?
King of Scotland's stolen Golf courses...
Fascinating. Where are the Epstein files?
the madness of king trump?
"Something very wrong" describes literally every single fathomable thing that's come out of this administration.
He'll say anything to make people forget that he's in the Epstein files.
NUMBER 1 MOST MENTIONS!
You would think he would have come up with a way to spin that as a good thing that his base would eat up.
You're still a rapist, buddy.
Remember, we are letting this happen. :D
Because the laws never expected the rest of government to be complicit
LOL
Onlookers fear ‘something very wrong’ with Trump
This is their threshold?
There has been something obviously "very wrong" with him for years. Decades, even.
He was never all right. Even when he was a kid people said that he had massive ego problems. When he was in high school playing poorly in sports people found the fact that he never admitted to losing or playing poorly to be intensely irritating.
In the 1980s, Trump always made Spy magazine's "Top 10 Worst People, Places or Things" list. His one "mitigating factor" was always "at least he's not in politics".
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Agreed. I assumed there was something very wrong with him during his first term.
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Oh NOW there is a problem with Trump…
I was beginning to get suspicious
Plenty of shit for brains MAGA nutters out there that still support their pedo clown.
Its sad that it takes such ludicrous displays before people acknowledge that “there is something wrong with Trump”. And then large chunks of them will in the next breath continue to support him.
Is he aware that the decades of solar radiation on the moon has bleached the flag the Apollo astronauts left?
It's white. Indistinguishable from a flag of surrender.
Not to mention, the US is a signatory of the Outer Space Treaty, recognizing space as neutral ground and subject to the same legal precedent as maritime law governing international waters.
Fucking lunatic should have been removed already.
Never should have made it through the first term.
Republican party bent the knee so god damned fast...
the US is a signatory of the Outer Space Treaty
Oh, look, another treaty he's ignoring.
Except Trump had made it abundantly clear that: A) American agreements are signed in pencil B) The American people are OK with A).
American treaties have a long history of being ignored. Treatment of the native peoples, for example.
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The People Of Tranquility Have Taken Advantage Of Our Generosity For Too Long. From Now On The Sea Of Tranquility Shall Be Known As The Sea Of America.
Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter.
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It's way worse than just the moon:
Among Trump’s bizarre online posts were images that appeared to be generated with artificial intelligence (AI) depicting him in hellish landscapes with threatening messages. One depicts Trump walking in Washington, D.C. alongside an army of robots and soldiers with red glowing eyes, and the message, “THEY WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN.” Another depicts Trump sitting atop a black throne amid a hellish and war-torn landscape in front of giant humanoid robots.
In another post, Trump suggested renaming the state of New Mexico to “New America,” and in another, redrawing Iran’s borders to mirror the silhouette of Trump’s profile. One post, also likely generated with AI, depicts the destruction of Iran’s Kharg Island with the message, “Bye bye, Kharg.”
Trump also shared an image of the moon that included the text, “THE MOON IS OURS,” alongside an American flag.
Is he actually making these AI memes? or is he so fried that Miller is just controlling his account at this point.
Natalie Harp, more probably.
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