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[–] peetabix@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He'll rename it to Moon of America.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Damn! I put all my money on "Moon of Freedom"!

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago
[–] TRock@feddit.dk 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

And then hé will sign an exécutive order that its a burger patty, Nice, round and grey like the ones served un the navy, NOT cheese as the british stupidly prétend.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Did you lose this ---> þ?

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

Man these polymarket bets be getting wild