With or without makeup she still isn't going to fuck you, Jeremy.
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So what about a guy with a sock stuffed in his pants? If a woman has sex with that guy, and his dick isn't as big as he advertised, is that sexual assault?
I am crazy or is she not way more attractive without the makeup?
My husband just said, "If you think the one on the right is not an attractive woman, maybe you're gay. Like, you should just be looking for dudes."
Maybe she's not your exact type, but surely we can all agree that she very much fits the bill for what a large majority of people would traditionally consider pretty.
I am personally not a fan of the highly-made-up trend, so I do think that she's more attractive without the makeup. But I also understand why people like wearing makeup, and it's her right to do it or not depending on her mood. I think anyone who can't tell that she's wearing makeup in the photo on the left is (a) lying or (b) a child.
Part of it is she's authentically smiling and joyful without the makeup instead of doing that forced neutral "Paris Hilton" kind of look with the make-up.
Turns out when people are happy and in a good mood they're more attractive. Who knew?
It's almost liberating to realize that beauty is not the same as attractiveness.
Someone can look below average, but have a shining, friendly personality that makes them attractive as hell!
No matter the gender, either- I'm not a particularly handsome man, but I can tell you that sparking joy works.
Not crazy.. She is way more attractive w/o the makeup.
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Damn I hate it when I get seduced by women wearing makeup, it's the worst thing ever, I hope it doesn't happen this weekend.
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she’s gorgeous in both?
The makeup version looks hideous to me but that is my personal opinion. Very overdone.
I think she looks even prettier in the right photo Idk what the problem is
For the uninformed: this is a direct response to a post saying that obtaining sex by deception is sexual assault. Which, y'know, it is.
No, makeup doesnt fucking count you unmitigated arsehole.
This sums up my opinion of the manosphere...
I prefer the look on the right… I don't really need women to look like a Star Trek character
99% of the time women look prettier without heavy makeup. That's just my opinion that nobody asked for though 🤷♀️
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This is why I can't talk to most men for more than a minute.
Conservatives will show you two pictures of a conventionally attractive person looking conventionally attractive, and then caption it some bs like "the age of men has fallen."
How can this be anything other than rage bait when the woman on the right is so pretty and the language is so gross and offensive?
Sadly, people do believe this. These are the same assholes that go off on women for wearing bras and then expecting all tits to be naturally porn-star perky.
Their real goal, under the ragebait, is to create and then normalize an ‘ideal woman’ template that’s nigh-unattainable and then punish every woman who doesn’t fit the mold. A demand, if you will, that every woman perform and dress up just for their eyes, with a side effect of disenfranchising and controlling women as the cherry on top.
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What a wild way to say you've never been with a woman before
Oh no! Shes beautiful naturally and yassed up!? The fucking horror! My steak, my steak is far too juicy. Oh this lobster! Waiter! Far too much butter!
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This argument is stupid either way of course... But I find the picture on the right way more attractive.
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Menchildren are really experts at blaming women for anything and everything, including not understanding basics like "people look a bit different with make up, which is the point".
So she looks great without makeup, what's the problem?
I greatly prefer her WITHOUT the make-up. I would talk to the girl on the right, I wouldn't bother with the one on the left.
If you look at the left one and can't tell, that's on you ...
Also, I hate current makeup trends. Uncanny valley type of shit
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That post is like some precision engineered engagement bait. There are multiple axes of conflict that ensnare people in the mood to argue or share their opinions.
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incels need to be stopped
Well, it's not like they're reproducing. Just give it a few years.
sadly it wont work like that
they wont have children and raise incels, but tw*tter will still raise incels from others' children
incelism is a social-media-borne disease to which people raised to be bigots are susceptible
Sadly, you're right. They reproduce asexually, like slime molds, and nuns.
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"Doesn't disclose up front"?
If the guy can't tell that the left one isn't all natural, he seriously needs to get his eyes checked and stop playing games or watching movies that suggest otherwise.
To extend the tiniest bit of charity to him, those games and movies are part of the problem. Sure, some women like to feel pretty, but if every woman looks perfectly styled all the time in the middle of an apocalypse, their contouring and eye-shadow as immaculate when waking up as it was when they went to sleep with it, I can kinda get how someone who rarely interacts with women comes away with the impression that's what women typically look like.
Of course, "rarely interacts with women" is hardly a compliment (and using the term "females" sure isn't helping his case).
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