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[–] architect@thelemmy.club 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

The makeup version looks hideous to me but that is my personal opinion. Very overdone.

[–] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

I think she looks even prettier in the right photo Idk what the problem is

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 47 points 2 days ago (3 children)

calling the woman a female is a telltale sign its an incel.

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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 11 points 1 day ago

For the uninformed: this is a direct response to a post saying that obtaining sex by deception is sexual assault. Which, y'know, it is.

No, makeup doesnt fucking count you unmitigated arsehole.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Damn I hate it when I get seduced by women wearing makeup, it's the worst thing ever, I hope it doesn't happen this weekend.

Why else, throughout history, have women been blamed just for being attractive?

"No, I raped you! It's your fault for being sexy!"

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago

This sums up my opinion of the manosphere...

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 60 points 2 days ago (12 children)

I am crazy or is she not way more attractive without the makeup?

[–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

My husband just said, "If you think the one on the right is not an attractive woman, maybe you're gay. Like, you should just be looking for dudes."

Maybe she's not your exact type, but surely we can all agree that she very much fits the bill for what a large majority of people would traditionally consider pretty.

I am personally not a fan of the highly-made-up trend, so I do think that she's more attractive without the makeup. But I also understand why people like wearing makeup, and it's her right to do it or not depending on her mood. I think anyone who can't tell that she's wearing makeup in the photo on the left is (a) lying or (b) a child.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Part of it is she's authentically smiling and joyful without the makeup instead of doing that forced neutral "Paris Hilton" kind of look with the make-up.

Turns out when people are happy and in a good mood they're more attractive. Who knew?

[–] RaphaelSchmitz@feddit.org 11 points 1 day ago

It's almost liberating to realize that beauty is not the same as attractiveness.

Someone can look below average, but have a shining, friendly personality that makes them attractive as hell!

No matter the gender, either- I'm not a particularly handsome man, but I can tell you that sparking joy works.

[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Attractiveness is subjective.

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[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago

Not crazy.. She is way more attractive w/o the makeup.

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[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] levophed@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

What a wild way to say you've never been with a woman before

[–] orioler25@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

This is why I can't talk to most men for more than a minute.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Conservatives will show you two pictures of a conventionally attractive person looking conventionally attractive, and then caption it some bs like "the age of men has fallen."

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago

So she looks great without makeup, what's the problem?

[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

female

Quick, someone post the Ferengi!

[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't know what I'm doing.

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[–] MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (13 children)

She looks way better without makeup

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Let me guess, you're one of those guys who runs around telling women to "smile more".

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[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, it's not like they're reproducing. Just give it a few years.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

sadly it wont work like that

they wont have children and raise incels, but tw*tter will still raise incels from others' children

incelism is a social-media-borne disease to which people raised to be bigots are susceptible

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sadly, you're right. They reproduce asexually, like slime molds, and nuns.

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[–] someone@lemmy.today 39 points 2 days ago (2 children)

How can this be anything other than rage bait when the woman on the right is so pretty and the language is so gross and offensive?

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Sadly, people do believe this. These are the same assholes that go off on women for wearing bras and then expecting all tits to be naturally porn-star perky.

Their real goal, under the ragebait, is to create and then normalize an ‘ideal woman’ template that’s nigh-unattainable and then punish every woman who doesn’t fit the mold. A demand, if you will, that every woman perform and dress up just for their eyes, with a side effect of disenfranchising and controlling women as the cherry on top.

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[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)

So you can't tell she's wearing a makeup?

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[–] axx@slrpnk.net 15 points 2 days ago

Menchildren are really experts at blaming women for anything and everything, including not understanding basics like "people look a bit different with make up, which is the point".

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