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If she doesn't disclose up front that she's wearing makeup, that's sexual assault (lemmy.today)

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[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"Doesn't disclose up front"?

If the guy can't tell that the left one isn't all natural, he seriously needs to get his eyes checked and stop playing games or watching movies that suggest otherwise.

To extend the tiniest bit of charity to him, those games and movies are part of the problem. Sure, some women like to feel pretty, but if every woman looks perfectly styled all the time in the middle of an apocalypse, their contouring and eye-shadow as immaculate when waking up as it was when they went to sleep with it, I can kinda get how someone who rarely interacts with women comes away with the impression that's what women typically look like.

Of course, "rarely interacts with women" is hardly a compliment (and using the term "females" sure isn't helping his case).