This post is cursed.
Not because of the insane jank, of course. That's on brand for self host and I love it.
It is cursed because it has awakened something in me, and I can feel every old laptop in my vicinity trembling in fear.
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This post is cursed.
Not because of the insane jank, of course. That's on brand for self host and I love it.
It is cursed because it has awakened something in me, and I can feel every old laptop in my vicinity trembling in fear.
I can feel every old laptop in my vicinity trembling in fear.
Don't deny them that last chance to live a life of purpose.
The fact that there exists an m.2 x6 port SATA adapter is the wildest part to me.
There’s a NINE PORT ONE! That’s bonkers!
I was also very happy to find out they exist, otherwise this whole thing would've been a no-starter.
There is an adapter for everthing
This is the type of stuff I love to see the most when it comes to PCs. This to me is far more impressive then someone with a standard case, with standard RGB fans, standard AIO RGB cooler...
This reminds me of stuff I did in college.
This is the kind of posts I love
I would love to watch a short documentary following you trying to take this on a plane
waves hard drives with loose cables around
It's just a hard drive! What's the problem?!
gets shot
Next step is to free the acer from it's physical bonds and screw the motherboard to the 3D printed stand.
One could frame it and put it on the wall
if you wire up some blinky LEDs to the power supply, then yes. I NEEDS THEM BLINKYS
It's handy having the service screen though.
That's janky as hell, I love it.
❌ Fat Client
✅ Fattest Client
~~Client~~ Server
This is some proper cyberpunk. Great job.
so what kind of looks did you get when you booted that up in the public library? how long before either (a) the cool librarian asked you how you did it or (b) the jerk librarian asked you not to burn down the library
I'm more irritated than I'd like to admit by the fact that there is no 12V to 6x SATA power converter going with that M.2 to 6x SATA adapter.
I like it. The OCD in me is screaming why you didn't use a dremel tool to cut the slot for the USB ports instead of using a rusty, dull, steak knife from the junk drawer, but that's just me. LOL
i know a Bourgeois when i see one
Because they can afford hard disks? Lol
This is really neat and I love it, but I am a bit worried about the power supply. Are you drawing power directly from the laptop? I'd just assume that spinning all four drives at once might cause spikes that I'm unsure if the built-in PSU is equipped for?
The HDDs have their own 12V 10A PSU.
Nice
How are powering them up.. Do you have a PSU behind the HDDs ?
Edit: never mind just saw the whole post
Lol, cause who wants to use a single USB to interface with the laptop? That's crazy.
Maximum jank
As the selfhosting gods intended
Is the laptop cooling ok with the lid closed? Or do you crack it open when actually in use?
Maximum respect!
Modern problems require modern solutions.
Apropos! Has anyone extended their laptops memory by replacing its DVD drive?
My attempt failed when I bought a misgendered micro sata cable..
I ripped out my old MacBook pro’s DVD burner and installed an SSD, now it has a 512GB SSD and a 1TB HDD!
I should install Linux on it…
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