You realize this means war.
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I was going to send a spoilered porn clip but I couldn't find what I was looking for.
Now now, I think there are merits on both sides of this conflict, and if we can all come to the table and be rational I think we'll all agree that obviously waffles are the superior breakfast food LMAO get wrecked you syrup-dripping stack of flatjacks.
Love,
the waffle gang
^ most diplomatic Lemmy user
The best waffle is better than the best pancake, but the median pancake is better than the median waffle. It's a complicated world out there.
Run off syrup is for dipping later!
If syrup isnt flowing off your waffles you arent using enough
I wholeheartedly agree. You're gonna need a truly obnoxious amount of syrup on there. Slurping up the syrupy buttery soup with all the little bits of waffle left behind at the end is like the cherry on top of the whole waffle eating experience sundae.
Damn, I want waffles so badly now!
oh so you hate pancakes then???
Listen, it's not my fault you poors have to ration your syrup so carefully that not a single drop can ever be allowed to spill. You could be eating the superior breakfast food but instead you're stuck with your dry, unfulfilling waffles, all because their shape holds your precious syrup. I can only imagine the resentment you all feel as I drench an entire plate in luscious maple goodness just to coat one bite of our soft, fluffy pancakes.
Yeah, it flows off the pancake onto other pancakes, and onto the plate underneath. You can use the plate syrup to syrup up the remaining dry bits of the lower layers of pancake.
Holy shit that's a lotta pancakes. I don't have a dog in this fight so just sign my fat ass up for a stack that big of which ever one you got.
Syrup Trapping Waffle Gang
I'd like to enlist! :)
I'm seeing barely any mention of syrup quality in this thread. It should go without saying that real maple is a non-negotiable, but it also must be real maple syrup from Quebec, because it's superior!
Love, Your friendly neighborhood Quebecois Maple Syrup Cartel
What about the sponge-like crumpet?
Waffle supremacy!!!
I dont understand how people can put something really sweet on something sweet and eat it
You have to lift up the edges of the bottom pancake so that the syrup runs under the pancakes.
Man, I just don't like either. Like maybe one singular pancake with a small amount of syrup?
That's why you need the sharpest knives to cut along the dividers, preventing spills.
I thought this was a post about economics for a moment
don't eat syrup, that shit has such a strong osmolarity that it burns my mouth! I usually end up eating pancakes or waffles with smashed berries instead.