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[–] RFKJrsBrainworm@sh.itjust.works 41 points 4 days ago (4 children)

You mean Space Lazers or dare I say... Jewish Space Lazers?

I miss living in a time when that was a funny statement

[–] Onsotumenh@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

We're Jews out in space
We're zooming along protecting the Hebrew race
We're Jews out in space
If trouble appears we put it right back in its place

When goyim attack us
We give 'em a smack
We'll slap them right back in the face

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[–] aarch0x40@piefed.social 76 points 4 days ago (18 children)

Dr. Greene?! Paging Dr. Marjorie Taylor Greene?!

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[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 35 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

And here I was, thinking the Jewish space lasers are just a silly conspiracy.

When have conspiracy theories turned into trailers?

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 11 points 4 days ago

Turns our the disheveled schizophrenic on my street corner actually did have insider knowledge.

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[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 44 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What, they suddenly realise there's babies and children in places other than Palestine, or something?

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Gotta keep the war hate machine going

[–] infinitevalence@discuss.online 55 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So....a Jewish space laser controlled by the Rothschild's?

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Unfortunately the Rothschilds have been basically irrelevant since WWII so it'll be controlled by someone else, but yes.

[–] infinitevalence@discuss.online 11 points 4 days ago

It's still sad that the line between satire and reality is so blurred that my post is taken at have value.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 39 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Some kind of laser? In space? Controlled by who?!

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

Israel will set them up to fire on everyone if they ever fall. It's the same thing with their nuclear arsenal, but even more out of reach. That's what they use when they can't bribe politicians to support them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samson_Option

[–] ranzispa@mander.xyz 31 points 4 days ago (5 children)

I thought there were agreements regarding the fact that weapons should not be deployed to space.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Israel's track record of abiding by international laws and treaties is.... Well. Less than stellar.

[–] jamesrandi@lemmy.zip 11 points 4 days ago

Baddum - Tsss...

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

they'll use those weapons too. And they'll feel great about using them.

Ha! Israel following agreements regarding weapons. Ahh ... good one!

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[–] Craccoon@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I do not trust an evil nation like Israel with weapons like this. Not at all.

[–] ubergeek@lemmy.today 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I don't trust any nation with weapons like these....

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[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 4 points 4 days ago

Isreal trying their best to prove the antisemites are right

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 26 points 4 days ago

Capable of targeting a specific orphan at a specific hospital and obliterating the whole fucking thing from high earth orbit.

[–] Phantom_Feline17@lemmy.zip 25 points 4 days ago

Just when you thought they couldn't get evil enough, now we have literal Saturday morning cartoon villain levels of evil!

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 days ago

Hang on, isn't "the only reason we (US) haven't done that is because it's illegal and also I'm pretty sure we've secretly done that already?"

I mean, it's clear international law no longer applies but isn't this another example of that?

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

They want a global nuclear strike capability that doesn't rely on making the US do the threat for them.

Also probably a faster nuclear deployment time against Pakistan or I guess any other nuclear power.

[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Frankly terrifying. Like, imagine if the Nazis had been first to develop nuclear weapons kind of terrifying.

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 8 points 4 days ago

Technically they were, but they worked for the americans (Operation Paperclip took in nazi rocket scientists and physicists, providing them safe haven in the us in exchange for them working on the gadget)

[–] Mika@piefed.ca 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This will result in the station getting blown and a lot of space debrees. I don't think it is gonna be a good tool, USA already had Rods from God idea and it wasn't implemented cause the cost/effect is questionable.

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 days ago

Ah yes, like the nazis with the V2, the first rocket to reach space! They are so on track with the nazi agenda.

[–] lemmelemmy@feddit.org 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Yeah sure, that’s exactly red alert shit we all need.

[–] KnitWit@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] lemmelemmy@feddit.org 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I’m so sad that he passed away. I’ve always loved to see his shit eating grinning face even when I was a kid. At least he’s not suffering anymore

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Well, we had a good run. Pack it in, folks.

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

And make US pay for it

[–] Greyghoster@aussie.zone 7 points 4 days ago

Robert Heinlein wrote stories about this topic and not all turned out well.

[–] spacegoat@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

I’m going to make an RTS game that reflects an accurate Israel as an international foe

[–] gewindestift@feddit.org 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

well otherwise they would be pretty useless

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