Counter-joke:
Q: What do you call a bull you canβt avoid?
A: Unavoid-a-bull
this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2026
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@Danika7
It's rude to pretend you created something that someone else did. If you don't have any creativity of your own, you should acknowledge the person whose work you're copying.
This person put 10 times more work into giving credit than 99.9% of posters and you're gonna put them on blast for...not finding the first person to utter this pun?
This is the most wholesome watermark I've ever seen
@glimse
The watermark was not there to begin with, which is why my post with the later timestamp acknowledges that. The added link goes to a slop factory. Not everyone smears slop around, because they understand the harm it causes. You live in a slop world, and feel it's normal. Perhaps think about why other people have higher standards.
This is an image that I made using Microsoft Paint. I have now noted so on the image itself, and I have also noted the address of the site where this Dad joke was found.
If you know who the original author is, why not link to them?