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[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 151 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 106 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Where is my pronoun bike garage?

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 25 points 5 days ago

I'm more confused about the lack of a Satan guest room. He'll drop by next Wednesday and he hates the couch.

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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 62 points 6 days ago

I’m laughing imagining some clueless dude standing in the Gay Room saying “I dunno. They just told me to stand here.”

[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 54 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Fuck, I wanna be a boywife in the kitchen

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Kitchen is where I wanna fuck my boywife

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 25 points 6 days ago

Oh yeah? Well i wanna .. boy. .. my fuckwife.. dammit you guys already took the good ones

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[–] TheFermentalist@reddthat.com 48 points 6 days ago

I don’t want that. It is way too small for my polycule

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] DrBanjo@reddthat.com 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Is it safe to have that many bees near a meth lab?

i'm not a beeologist or a methodist but i'd think so

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 32 points 6 days ago

Cleaned version

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

My room came out as trans in 2019. The entire family was very supportive.

Have you thought of some colourful throw pillows, a few LED strips, and jaunty polka playing in the background? Many the dour room has been turned gay with the addition of a little colour and music.

[–] outlawcarl@fedinsfw.app 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

OK i got burned by this before, OP means left handed people.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

It just hit me how small-knitted fediverse is. I know what recent lemmy post comment you are referencing.

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[–] Lon3star@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Do people have gender specific bathrooms in their homes?

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 52 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My bathroom refuses to tell me their pronouns.

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No, it's not gender-specific. It just randomly changes your gender every time you enter.

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[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 22 points 5 days ago (4 children)

When do I move in?

Seriously though, sex before marriage is just what sane people do. Do you buy a car before you test drive it?

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (6 children)

Do you buy a car before you test drive it?

Yes, if you have heard from other people that this car is a pleasure to drive ;)

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[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 5 days ago

Is the "Gay Room" being essentially a walk-in closet intentional? 😅

[–] Embargo@lemmy.zip 26 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

A functional estrogen lab, safe abortion facilities, healthy sexual space, opiate free healthcare, kitchen and bathrooms that are accessible by all, a room for everyone's uninhibited gayness and a fucking home to begin with? I agree... It is what we want.

[–] Chrglstr143@lemmy.zip 10 points 5 days ago

It’s true! I hired my androgynous pansexual genderfluid interior designer who studies at a liberal arts college to design my home and I have to admit the trans bathroom really fits nicely with the picture of a femboy I have plastered on its walls.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

Leftists want us to have homes!!! :3

Where's the litter box?

[–] captain_spicard@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Know how to piss off a conservative neighbour? Tell them you're renovating your bathroom and making it gender neutral. Wait for their reaction.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 days ago

Where as under the right wing, you don't get a home at all.

[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

How high is the rent? I... ahm a friend of me might be interested.

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[–] nanometer1625@thelemmy.club 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] gergolippai@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

damn roomba sent my floorplan home again

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 11 points 5 days ago

A weed smoking patio is an amazing life upgrade tho

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

I don't get why everyone hates us lefties. I was born this way, it's not like I had to made a conscious choice about it, it's obviously the, ironically enough, right thing to do.

Can't believe people hate me for being left handed.

[–] wador@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

So, where is the prostate massage basement?

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

We live in Florida, so no basement. We've relocated the prostate massaging to the observation deck on the roof.

[–] wador@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Oh, just above the alligator pegging station?

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[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

So the closet is that were we store the Gay?

Hey guys go get more Gay out of the closet, it's getting a little straight in here.

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[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Is it common for conservatives to have sepatate, genered bathrooms?

I mean, my ex and I used different bathrooms, but that's because she really didn't like sharing bathrooms in general.

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Is Gay Room just when it's gaytime in the bathroom?

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Where do the other polycule people sleep? That bed isn't big enough for more than 2.

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 2 points 4 days ago

why is this funny???

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (4 children)

What… what do you keep in the abortion closet? :/

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

Coathangers obviously

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

Your celebratory balloon collection, duh!

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