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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 56 points 6 days ago

This is the way.

You engage in the economy of helping people to move stuff. One person has a dolly, another has a truck, they come, they move the thing, you pay in pizza and at least one IOU of "I'll be there for you next time".

When the time comes you are enlisted, you go, you help, you recieve pizza.

The cycle continues.

This is the way.

This is the only way.

[–] kadotux@sopuli.xyz 56 points 6 days ago

It's so refreshing to see goodvibe things from the US :D

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 42 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Fyi, if you are moving one piece of furniture, sure get the truck guy and a couple buddies. If you are moving ALL your stuff, hire movers. (Unless you and your buddies are in their 20s)

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If you are moving ALL your stuff, hire movers.

In my experience, that's what Dad is for.

It starts with Dad moving you to and from dorm rooms. Then apartments.

When my wife and I moved to our house I hired movers. It was a lot easier and not terribly expensive.

When my wife moved her business to a new building, my mom told me my dad insisted on helping us move, so I didn't hire movers as I had planned. When we were moving the tons of furniture, cabinets, and massive boxes stuffed full of files, my dad mentioned that my mom told him I had asked him to help me move. I have never been able to determine why my mom manipulated us into nearly killing ourselves.

Now I'm the dad. I've moved kids to and from dorm rooms and apartments. I've rented trucks for huge moves. My daughter and I are moving a couch, a dresser, an end table and all her cooking utensils on Saturday.

Not only do I have a truck, I also have straps, furniture dollies, moving blankets, mattress bags, etc.

My most recent purchase was a shoulder dolly. If you haven't seen one, picture two harnesses with a wide strap running between them. Two people squat on either end of the item being moved with the wide strap running under it. You take up the slack in the strap, and just stand up to lift it off the ground. It's a game changer.

I've become my own moving company.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

There's a point in your life where "all your stuff" is maybe two non-IKEA pieces of furniture that your parents forced on you when you moved out. And then there's the point at which "all your stuff" fills a 1600 sqft ranch house and half of it is made out of granite for some reason.

Just, baseline, ignore the meme. If you have to move a refrigerator down a flight of stairs, this is no longer a "buy me a pizza" tier work.

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[–] BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 11 points 6 days ago

This reminded of the time my family used me as the mover in my teens. We moved to an old apartment and I had to move almost all the furniture 5 stories without an elevator. If I try that today I'll most likely give my last breath on the first stairs.

[–] plyth@feddit.org 31 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Until now, trucks seemed to be linked to toxic masculinity. Turns out, the guys just want to be part of the community.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think it really depends on the truck This is all IMHO: Something like a Colorado or Ranger is both reasonable enough and more truck than most people need. You can move a sofa with those. Stock Silverados or F-150s are also fine but do you really need something that big? Lifting or squatting those or getting anything that is bigger than those but isn't but a legit work truck is stupid.

That also depends, I have a 2000 silverado 1500. It's stock v6 but has a short cab/long bed. It is dwarfed by modern full size trucks and roughly the same size as today's colorados, just with more bed space. I do not daily drive it (it's a hand me down I have my own car). I have been able to help many friends of friends that I am fortunate enough to now call friends myself. Shoutout to my turkish buddies I get lunch with sometimes 🤤 turkish food mmm

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 30 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Having been the guy with the truck for a while, that is 100% how it works. However, the currency can also be a beer (or two).

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[–] ChanchoManco@lemmy.zip 25 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (5 children)

Today would be my brother's birthday, he was my truck guy (and so much more).

[–] AnarchistArtificer@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"would be", "was" — am I to take this to mean that your brother is no longer with us? If so, I am sorry for your loss.

If I have intuited this correctly, then I hope that some day, you can be the "truck guy" for other people. The truck is optional honestly — just as long you carry with you the spirit of helpfulness and trust in reciprocal community support.

[–] ChanchoManco@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago

Yep you're right, its the first year since a lung cancer got him, fuck cancer and fuck smoking.

He had a way to connect people that I just can't, but I'll try anyway. Thanks for the kind words.

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

So we've re-derived living in a community from first principles?

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well pizza principals at least.

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

pizza principles are the best principles

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[–] Kongar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I own a truck. I live in the states. In a state more urban than rural - so less trucks comparatively speaking.

BY FAR - the best part about owning a truck, is being asked to help someone move something big. This couldn’t be more true. Except sometimes the payment can be, or include a single cold beer. My name isn’t Kevin though.

I do this ALL THE TIME-and I love it.

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It is good when people help each other. It warms a truck when a community sticks by each other.

Shit like this is why I love the punk scene. The punk scene is like the idealized small American town, for you may one day be asked to help someone you barely know and do it without a second thought. Why wouldn't you help someone who needs it. You know damn well that when the time comes and you too need help, it will be found.

I have pulled on my network of comrades to make sure someone got a phone. This was done for the price of food and fellowship.

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 18 points 6 days ago (2 children)

in my experience, this is also how 3d printers work.....

[–] ReasonablePea@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Omg yes, i don't even mind being the 3d printer guy. Now I don't feel so bad for not being someone's truck guy

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[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (3 children)

In Australia the price is beer. If it's a small job, one or two beers, either while doing the job or at the end, big job means a whole case of beer per person. Everyone would think there was something wrong with you if you provided only pizza.

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[–] JustDorky@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I'm in halifax, Nova Scotia, if someone knows a guy, let me know

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[–] Stonewyvvern@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Been aware of this unwritten rule for a number of years. The people who ask me for help do not. They insult the tradition by trying to give me money...stunch refusal gets me strange looks but invites to weekend bbqs.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 23 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

pretty smart move in retrospect - "eternal and obligatory friendship is the only currency I trade in"

[–] yuurei@sh.itjust.works 23 points 6 days ago (16 children)

As a Japanese person, my first reaction was, "That sounds exhausting." I'm genuinely curious, though. Is this something most Americans enjoy, or is it one of those social expectations that not everyone is actually comfortable with?

[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This phenomenon is the same here in Canada so I will pitch in. It is not enjoyed. It is not hated. It merely is. When a neighbour needs help, you help them. Even if its the neighbour with the yappy dog. There is no emotion tied up in it one way or another. Its just the right thing to do.

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[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, this is really normal. It's one of the rare things that I absolutely, genuinely like about my country. If someone says they need help, even a total stranger, you help them.

The good Americans are pretty free with their labor when it comes to their neighbors, and the definition of 'neighbor' is pretty loose. If I met you five minutes ago, you need help with something, and we live in the same city, you're my neighbor.

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[–] katze@lemmy.4d2.org 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (7 children)

I think that Kevin and Tony probably don't even think about this, they lived their entire live that way. They don't know any better.

Here in Germany, if you want to move a sofa, you have three options:

  1. Rent a transporter (no one here has a truck), park it illegally in front of the house while onloading the sofa, transport the sofa, park the car again illegally while unloading it. If the police catches you or a neighbor files a complain, you may have to pay a fee.

  2. File a form so that someone puts up traffic signs for that day that no one except you may park in front of the two houses. Costs around 90 € and takes 3 weeks. Rent car, proceed as usual. Someone will see that you park in a "no parking" zone and does not know that you requested that zone, so he will file a report. Therefore, later, fill some more forms to battle that claim.

  3. Do 1) at night where no one sees you or cares.

(This is of course highly exaggerated. Parking is not such a problem in every city.)

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[–] raze2012@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Definitely not something I've heard of. This is either very old school America (50-80s) or something done in very small towns where everyone knows one another.

That said, this is definiely something I know friends would do for each other. Truck or not. You have some boys over to help move some stuff around, you cook or grab food for them an pay the bill. But you gotta be pretty good friends for me to call you up like that (or vice versa).

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[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 18 points 6 days ago

That is very wholesome. Also all of the quotes have a very funny American accent in my head.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Someone just invented the concept of community

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[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

This is a beautiful piece of art, I like how not having a truck didn't make you useless.

I'm not American we're not big on trucks here, unless you're an independent contractor they do have trucks even though they don't really fit our country haha.

But if someone needs help to move something and you can't supply the car, you're instantly considered useless and never involved in anything from that moment on. Doesn't even matter if you can move the whole couch by yourself.

You're excluded. It's a peaceful life, but it gets lonely at times.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

arigatou gozaimasu amerikajinsan

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah. You know how I got a guy for everything? Well, they're all in New York. My suit guy, my shoe guy, my ticket guy, my club guy. And if I don't have a guy for something, then I have a guy guy to get me a guy. And oddly enough, his name is Guy.

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[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

This is heartwarming. It sounds inaccurate. I don't have a truck, but stranger if you live around Portland, I'll help you move a sofa.

[–] ours@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

No truck either but a friend needed a hand to move his stuff.

I came, other of his friends came as well.

We moved the furniture, the books and even the gym equipment.

Pizza was offered and shared.

A couple years later, I show up for a job interview. One ofy friend's friend is my interviewer. He asks technical questions, I answer.

He eventually claims I now my stuff so he stops with the questions and we have a relaxed chat.

I got the job and still work there after all these years.

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[–] portnull@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Self organising society can't work eh? I present exhibit 1A without comment.

People can be good. A society can regulate itself if it is made of good people and bad people are cast out.

Thank you. I liked this, real or not

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[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

A++ saving to read again today at a low point

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