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[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 53 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

We're going find out tomorrow if it true or not. I hope he is dead but fucking evil seems to live forever.

[–] CandleTiger@programming.dev 21 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m out of the loop. What’s going to change tomorrow?

[–] 69420@lemmy.world 51 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

It's the deadline for when they can just appoint whoever they want to the office without holding a special election.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 27 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Beshear is going to play his part as a Polite Democrat, and not call their bluff. He should have declared the seat vacant, and appointed a Democrat, and forced MAGA to sue to stop him. Then they'd have to produce evidence if life.

That's what a MAGA would have done, and we have to fight fire with fire. This typically weak response means he's out of consideration when he tries to run for President in 2028. I'm looking for Democratic Warriors, not the same old weak weenies we've always had. I want strong Dems who will enthusiastically, actively, and ferociously attack MAGA at EVERY opportunity.

This was a big opportunity, and they just let it slide by. All it would have taken was some balls, and some courage, and Beshear proved that he has neither.

[–] whalebiologist@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

They serve the same master, I want to live in that world too where there are functioning parties that represent the people, but It doesn't exist and probably never did. Let's move on from playing the game they want us to play and focus on killing the rich.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

They really do. I like to use the analogy of a company with two teams. One is run by a manager that everyone loves, he's a great guy, brings donuts to the meetings, asks about your family, etc.

The other team is run by an asshole, that makes every minute at work miserable, and everybody that works for him hates them.

Two different managers, two wildly different approaches, but make no mistake, they BOTH work for the same company, and both have the same agenda and objectives, they're just approaching it differently.

That's the Corpo-Establishment Dems, and the MAGAs, serving the same Sociopathic Oligarch masters, and making us feel like they're on our side.

[–] testfactor@lemmy.world 21 points 4 weeks ago

No, the seat would remain vacant starting tomorrow. It was the deadline for a runoff, but the seat just won't be filled if he were to die tomorrow.

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 weeks ago

You think they'd be that on the nose and not wait at least one more day?

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 41 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Cant wait to see how long they wait before announcing he "just" died. Who's taking bets? First thing tomorrow? End of tomorrow? Give it an extra day? Or week?

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 weeks ago

Aren't they gonna wait until the 6th? I thought that was the cutoff for the special election

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 32 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

The book in his hands is from the original Beetlejuice movie. For those of you too young to have gotten around to seeing it.

[–] MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip 14 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

This comment makes me feel like an old fuck.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Totally had a crush on Winona back then

[–] __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure everyone did

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Welcome to the club. We have brownies, but we are out of milk.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It's ok! My dad will be back with the milk soon... 😥

[–] MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip 2 points 4 weeks ago

My dad will bring some cigarettes.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

You and me both Old Fuck....

You and me both.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 33 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] toynbee@piefed.social 1 points 4 weeks ago

Yesterday I watched a video about a Spider-Man movie and essentially this comment thread went through my head.

[–] eletes@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The deadline for the (Democrat) governor replacing him is tomorrow right? How soon do we think they'll announce his death or comatose status? Wednesday? Friday? Next year?

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I wouldnt be surprised if its on a scheduled timer to go off 1 second after the deadline, and some years later we find out that timer creation was logged and it was made the day after he was admitted to the hospital.

[–] DannyMac@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Shit like this is one of the few acceptable uses of AI: quick, funny nonsense

[–] dregan@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago

I don't think "recently" even applies anymore.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Zier@fedia.io 8 points 4 weeks ago

No one was ever going to do anything to verify if turtle was dead or not.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

His billionaire Chinese wife in her quaint schoolmarm costume. The rubes love that shit.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 2 points 4 weeks ago

Hey you don't become a billionaire by splashing out on clothes.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Still dead!

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

They go to all the trouble of cleaning him up, shaving him, dressing him, even DYING HIS HAIR, and all we get is the same photo with slight changes? No other photos, no outtakes, no video, no written statement, etc.

If they went to all that trouble to get him ready, wouldn't they bring in the doctors and nurses to pose with him? Or at least the closest ones?

This picture could have been taken at Madame Tussaud's. These people obviously don't understand how they make it worse with each "proof."

[–] testfactor@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

He should post his long form birth certificate.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world -2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

GenAI slop🤮

To the downvoters: The creators of the "haha funny meme from a sentence" machines are with MAGA!

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

In this case it is the point.