Sounds like y’all been cranking dat hog a lil too hard brotha! Give that shit a few days rest. Can I get a hell ya brotha?!?
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I can still get erections despite having T levels that are too low to measure with a normal blood test. Skill issue.
Some religious nutter trying to spread misinformation.
Was probably just death grip sydroming himself to the point of nothing being a strong enough sensation to feel.
If you literally beat your meat with an iron Kung Fu grip then no orifice on another person's body is ever going to be tight enough to give you normal pleasure and you will feel broken and blame the other. Retraining is possible but stop now if you use a strong grip and use softer methods of masturbation.
can confirm, you got to either go cold turkey or switch to basic toy like tenga spinner
If you broke it, anon, it was from improper operation; not regular usage.
I know those posts are stupid and wrong but I can't help and worry about how I lost much of the relief from masturbation over the years. Haven't been with a girl for years and that really worries me
Anon suffers a hormone dysfunction, blames it on masturbation like a good christian boy.
Doesn't necessarily mean he's Christian. Some people are legitimately misinformed. There is a lot of myths regarding sex and masturbation that we really don't do much to challenge.
Okay, I'm asking it, what the fuck is edging? (i don't want to see weidrs results)
Keeping yourself on the edge of climax for extended periods of time, to enhance the eventual climax.
POV: Pseudoscience 4channer tries to make a suprius connection between edging and erectile disfunction.
Nofap propaganda mastermind strikes again
Mid 30s and still going strong 💪 i can edge for hours. Recently i visited family for a week and didnt fap the whole time, when I finally got home fapped for 5 hours and cummed 7 times.
Sounds like a skill issue tbh. I think in my late teens and early 20s I spent more waking hours with dick in hand than not.
this reads like greentext
Nah the green text is just total bullshit. That is not how any of that works, medically speaking. Sure you can create psychological issues, and sperm volume can go down temporarily from extreme, eh, flow, but that's as close to real as the post gets.
For real, the post feels like one of those christian anti-porn campaigns.
A real telltale sign of the far-bible-team is the part where he does everything else except see a doctor.
I hope you used both arms bro.
Yeah pretty much anything can fuck up your body if you do too much of it for too long in the wrong ways.
Weed can be behaviorally addictive even though it doesn't cause the same kind of neurochemical dependence. Caffeine is just literally an addictive stimulant and nobody talks about how insane it is that it and nicotine are just legal for some reason when a bunch of other stimulants that also cause heart problems aren't. Let your kid play the wrong video games and suddenly you have a 10y/o with a gambling addiction. Even running is great cardio but it can literally fuck up your skeleton if you run on the wrong surfaces and wear the wrong kind of footwear.
You gotta pay attention to all the shit you're doing pretty much all of the time to catch whatever your 'thing' is gonna be before it damages your body permanently. It's exhausting. That's the main thing rich people have over poor people health wise. They get enough time off from both work and domestic responsibility to watch that kinda stuff and intervene with a different coping strategy when it's getting out of hand. Sure not all of them take advantage of that but that's a personal problem at least they have the time to do it if they want to.
Edit: it's wild to think someone thinks something I'm not even gonna bother arguing about is worth that much trouble.
Caffeine is just literally an addictive stimulant and nobody talks about how insane it is that it and nicotine are just legal for some reason
Because they're largely harmless. Being a stimulant isn't bad, there's nothing insane about that.
While true, the person you replied to isn't completely wrong. When I first got my ADHD medication I had to leave out all stimulants to see how the medication works. I had the most brutal headache and no amount of ibuprofen worked. I had to reduce the caffeine intake gradually to be able to function again.
Weed definitely is addictive. I function way better without it, but it's just too good to leave out.
Also, caffeine addiction is relatively easy to overcome. Nicotine addiction isn't and tobacco, its main source, contains tons of other crap, which is why governments have been running anti-smoking campaigns for decades but keep their actions against caffeine to "don't give energy drinks to minors" and "please don't sell premixed alcoholic caffeinated beverages".