this post was submitted on 02 Aug 2026
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[โ€“] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 67 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Mid 30s and still going strong ๐Ÿ’ช i can edge for hours. Recently i visited family for a week and didnt fap the whole time, when I finally got home fapped for 5 hours and cummed 7 times.

Sounds like a skill issue tbh. I think in my late teens and early 20s I spent more waking hours with dick in hand than not.

this reads like greentext

[โ€“] Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 58 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah the green text is just total bullshit. That is not how any of that works, medically speaking. Sure you can create psychological issues, and sperm volume can go down temporarily from extreme, eh, flow, but that's as close to real as the post gets.

[โ€“] lauha@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For real, the post feels like one of those christian anti-porn campaigns.

[โ€“] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 14 points 23 hours ago

A real telltale sign of the far-bible-team is the part where he does everything else except see a doctor.

[โ€“] snoons@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hope you used both arms bro.

[โ€“] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 12 hours ago

I have a variety of toys and methods to keep it interesting....