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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon overdoes it (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 140 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Anon suffers a hormone dysfunction, blames it on masturbation like a good christian boy.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Doesn't necessarily mean he's Christian. Some people are legitimately misinformed. There is a lot of myths regarding sex and masturbation that we really don't do much to challenge.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

Yeah, it could have been Islam for example!

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 5 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Indeed; however, it is likely because of christianity that these myths aren't challenged and also likely what caused this greentext... if it's not fake and/or gay.