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[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 69 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago

≽^•⩊•^≼

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Why is this Claude logo the most upvoted comment?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Claude has asshole as logo?

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] abfarid@startrek.website 14 points 2 months ago

Yes, butt nowhere nearly as much as Claude's logo.

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[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Most AI company logos are buttholes!

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[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Because that's what you see from behind the girl

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I must be doing something very wrong, cause I never have naked girls go up the stairs in front of me.

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[–] halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works 46 points 2 months ago (3 children)

As a female, i try to help out a little by doing a weird diagonal ascent while sprinting up as fast as I can to get us both outta there asap

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 19 points 2 months ago

Thank you for your service

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sprinting diagonally upstairs sounds like a recipe for disaster

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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Dude i dont know if youre really into parquetry or something youre missing out because if you turn your head up you can sometimes catch some gorgeous bootay while she's not paying attention!

[–] comador@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

Why wait until she's not paying attention?

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[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Hell yeah. NICE! What a round little number you are down there! I love when this happens. Come to daddy!"

grunting sounds while bending over to pick up coin

[–] prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] tigermountain@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago (4 children)

There is absolutely nothing wrong with looking at a girl's ass if it's right in front of you. Especially if it's a nice ass. Just don't be weird about it.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

My brain goes into high frame rate 8K HDR .... is that weird?

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What if she has the tiniest of skirts, that's when I'm fucked

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[–] 30p87@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

And if it's a dudes ass, no body would even care - is what I would have said if I wasn't in a commited relationship with the fem"boy" with the best ass ever :3

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 120 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Plenty of reasons.

  1. The person is too young or too old or not attractive for some other such reason.
  2. They're wearing a skirt/dress
  3. Don't want to feel like a perv or make her feel uncomfortable.

I'm not trying to sound puritanical but there are good reasons to look elsewhere.

[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Or you know, just don’t make a big deal, don’t stare, just keep moving up. If you need to look somewhere else because you see ass of the opposite sex…

The amount of immaturity nonsense in this thread is crazy.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 9 points 2 months ago

Yeah I always do! You can do it without being weird.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 7 points 2 months ago (24 children)
[–] bjc@scribe.disroot.org 83 points 2 months ago (2 children)

it's way creepier to ask for consent to look up the stairs in a staircase than it is to just do it.

"ma'am, i don't want to be a creep, so i need to know if you ENTHUSIASTICALLY CONSENT to having my eyes look in the direction of my travel. I AM NOT A CREEPER"

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, that's very correct too.

Wasn't the point I was trying to get across though.

But I get it, morality and ethics are very broad and gray, and people differ in what they think is okay. Some people would feel uncomfortable and do what they can to avoid it, while others think, eh, no harm, no foul, I'm just looking, right?

I do have to wonder what feelings if any the latter get if they get caught doing it. Again, probably a mix.

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Why are Americans so prudish? If someone's attractive, they attract attention. It doesn't mean you're going to assault someone if you look at them. Geesh.

[–] Untamed_Star@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

It's still not nice. If you are afraid of asking to do it you probably should not do it. (Talking mainly about other people and not authority and stuff, that one is more complex.)

Maybe they attract your attention, but what are we, animals? (I know we are animals I just thought it was slightly funny)

I thinm what people want should be respected, either if they know what you did or not.

Also why are you talking about Americans? Is it like a joke or is the person actually American or something?

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[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

It's because of the Christians and Catholics. America is a very extremely deeply religious country when you get down to it.

Even our most staunchly non-religious folk. Still hold values based off things that are extremely religious.

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[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Consent for looking?
At someone in public?
Has it really come to that now?

[–] TBi@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just tap her on the shoulder and ask “Hey miss, do I have consent to stare at your ass?”

/s

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Please sign this consent form.

[–] TBi@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

“Now sign this second copy, initials here, here and here.”

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[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ass on display, i look.
I don't stare endlessly nor do i go out of my way to look, but i do look.
Fuck all you puritan-wannabes who think looking is a crime.

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[–] Leviathan@fedinsfw.app 14 points 2 months ago

I look up like I'm a tourist and all these buildings are so tall!

[–] Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago

go for it I have a nice ass you may look just don't be weird

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 7 points 2 months ago

Lol just hang back a bit (as a courtesy to strangers in stairwells) and then don’t worry about it

Or just start scatting so she knows you’re not a threat (couldn’t find a link to the original bit, sorry)

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