Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.
That's not much better depending on what you read.
"Yes Chef" also works
Does it.....
"Kiss up and down my arm."
'Yes Chef"
Kisses
Okay you're right.
Master and commander, can I have a cookie?
After you finish your vegetables, subordinate.
"Captain."
"Ensign."
Creeps me the fuck out when women do it sexually. Am I supposed to be turned on thinking she wants to fuck her dad, or turned on imagining I'm fucking one of my children?
Either way, naaaaah. Fuck no.
It's weird as someone who didn't grow up speaking English, because I only ever hear the word in a sexual context (except occasionally and then it's very weird)
Normalize "Father/Mother" in a Dickensian era London accent.
Low key trying to make my infant start calling me father
I'm not calling my wife both father and mother. She's got enough in her plate
I've put the brakes on one night stands a couple of times when daddy or the equivalent in my language (pappa in Swedish) was said.
I can't even stand it in porn, it's just fucked up IMO. I can be close to climax and if it's said I'll be as soft as an almost rotten level overripe banana in seconds.
Holy I would be a bit uncomfortable with being called daddy but pappa would throw me of completely.
Geef me een klap pappa
My wife and I theorise that almost all Swedes speak English because it's so easy to make someone cringe in the bedroom when speaking Swedish.
Ah yes, teach me harder, sensei!
Yes Step-Sensei
Watch out, it's pretty close to sempai, and that one is also very sexualized!
Honestly your kids calling you daddy and your wife calling you daddy as a joke hits different. I love when my kids call me daddy.
And I love when your wife calls me Daddy.
Wait a minute... if this guy's wife calls you daddy... and she calls me daddy... then... does that make us a gay couple? And does that make him our son-in-law?
Thank God Blue Archive didn't mess up the word sensei
How to tell people you're porn addicted without telling people you're porn addicted.
This is a thing in real life. I'd say about half the women I've slept with have called me daddy in bed entirely of their own accord.
You sleep with women? Dude that's so gay
Me and this guy watch polar opposite porn lmao
This sentence is old enough to be in middle school.
Nah. Most kids have switched to "Dad" by then.
You meant...senpai? ~
Do they serve sem-pie here?
uwu!
notice me senpai! notice me!
Good Morning, Progenitor
Hello, mudda
Hello, fadda
Here I am at
Camp Grenada
Notice me, daddy-san!
They just took someone else's joke and replaced bro with sensei to make it a "brand new sentence"
Ah, the way of memes. You made this? I made this.
Sexualize all words!
So modern of you... allowing your children to address you directly. /s
I was so uncomfortable watching that smarter every day video where his son only calls him "sir". Maybe it's a regional thing but it seemed super authoritarian and gross to me.