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Brand New Sentence

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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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They've sexualized the word "daddy" so much that when I have kids, they'll have to call me sensei. (lemmy.today)
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[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How to tell people you're porn addicted without telling people you're porn addicted.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is a thing in real life. I'd say about half the women I've slept with have called me daddy in bed entirely of their own accord.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You sleep with women? Dude that's so gay

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So, one?

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Jokes aside, like 10-15 out of 30ish. It's surprisingly common.