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Might as well post this, seeing as I’ve used it in a few threads.

[Image Description: an oil painting depiction of a toad dressed in gentlemanly Victorian period clothing with a caption that reads “gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that I inform you my name was included on the tesseract block list”]

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[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 54 points 3 months ago (3 children)

It's a big club and no one knows how they joined!

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 27 points 3 months ago

I'm just really honoured to be part of this illustrious club 🥹

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

idk I've got a bit of an idea 🤣️

[–] Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

lol. and i'm on the naughty list because i didn't spank you hard enough, i guess?

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I TOLD you to spank me harder!

I can take it!

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[–] theolodis@feddit.org 5 points 3 months ago

Well, seing the hammer and sickle banned as regex along with ACAB kind of gives the reason away.

[–] BC_viper@lemmy.world 40 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Oh fuck boys, I did it. I'd like to thank everyone that helped me get here.

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago

Oh, wow, Beat Takeshi, too? I wouldn't wanna be in a club that didn't allow him, anyway. 🤌🏼

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[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)

What's your rank?

I'm ranked 95 on the leaderboard #Top100 #pro-leftist

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 33 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I’m still fucking pissed I didn’t make the list. I’m an asshole and I deserve to be recognized as such!

[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] pentastarm@piefed.ca 11 points 3 months ago

So wholesome 🥺

[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 months ago

Probably saw your name and thought you'd help him purge the violent extremists off this app.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I made 12th on the regex but it appears to be sorted alphabetically

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 5 points 3 months ago

Starting to think somebody should make a community and set that as the allow list

[–] edible_funk@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Yeah I'm in the regex too.

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago
[–] cmbabul@slrpnk.net 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I'm extremely disappointed in myself as well as really confused why I didn't make the list... I feel like I'm pretty clearly anti state and capitalism? Ban me dammit!

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago

It was one guy. You gotta be impressed he managed as many as he actually did.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I have no idea of what is going on, all I know is that while a shitload of massive shit is going on, and a fuckton of less massive shit is going on, some relatively minor shit has also been going on, and in two weeks I will be down in Germany on taking a ride on an airship and seeing some cool stuff.

Just one more week until my vacation...

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[–] Sergio@piefed.social 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We need a badge or flair or something.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Fuck it, I'll wear it, yeah

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (5 children)

How would somebody go about finding their name? Do they just have to download the GitHub repo and search?

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Hell yeah brother!

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

fucking kidding me.. Ive got myself banned from ml. how do I get on this garbage list?

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 months ago

Eyyy one of my alts made the list! In fairness this is my least political account, and I'm on a banned instance.

I'm just glad to be included.

[–] sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Run this command in your terminal. Works on Linux, but will need to be modified on windows

$ curl -s https://tesseract.dubvee.org/tesseract/api/system/policy | base64 -d | gunzip > policy.json

Creates the list and puts it into a file called policy. One of the largest issues is that the list isn't even in the repository. Its gotten while the we app is running, and not readily available

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago

Part of the problem is that it isn't even in the repo. It's grabbed at runtime, without informing users and having no opt-out.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

It's fetched from a site, it's not in the repo I think

[–] Salamence@mander.xyz 9 points 3 months ago

catgirl-salute To a Certified Poster

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

So hot right now.

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago

We should print t-shirts. "Tesseract Shadowban" sounds metal AF. 🤘🏼

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Its basically a participation trophy at this point.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 3 months ago

It ain't much, but it's.... Something I guess lmao

I wonder what got me put on the list...

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 6 points 3 months ago

One of us, one of us

[–] DarkSirrush@piefed.ca 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I am a little sad I haven't commented on things frequently enough to be on the list.

My views and comment history would definitely put me on that list.

And the current American government's list. Though, let's be honest, all of the fediverse is on that one.

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[–] Curiousfur@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Proud of you, bub.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Has anyone checked if PugJesus made the list?

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[–] new_world_odor@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago
[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago
[–] dasrael@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

Keep up the good work.

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